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[ Today I Went To The Glass Barber Grocery Store ]
[ Not Because I Wanted To See ]
[ Or Wanted A Haircut, Or Hungry Or Bored ]

[ I Looked Up @ The Bicycle Clock ]
[ So I Could Watch The Tires Yell Out The Time ]
[ As I Layed Down & Talked ]

[ As I Slept In The Aisle ]
[ For Over Two Miles ]

[ I Could Not Understand Why The Number Yellow
     Started With The Letter ( P )? ]
[ How Could That Cost Me A $ ]
[ When It Should Had Paid Me A Fee ]

[ Nothing Makes Cents? ]
[ Except Six Pence ]

[ When I Got To The Chicken In The Aisle I Went To The
     Door To Let Her Out ]
[ She Was Crying & Had The Saddest Pout ]

[ So Then I Went Back To Surfing On  My Tricycle Up & Down
     The Bowling Courts ]
[ I Never Imagined ]
[ That I Could Ever Be This Good @ Wearing Tight, Bikini Shorts ]

[ Knew When I Woke Up Last Yesterday That I Shaved My
     Legs For A Reason ]
[ Afterall ]
[ Every Day Is The Start Of Bikini Season ]

[ I Just Do What I Do ]
[ & When I Put Soda In My Mouth ]
[ I Chew ]

[ But My Grocery Shoplifting Was Not Done ]
[ Whenever I Wear Thermal Socks With My Stilleto Heels ]
[ I Can’t Run ]
[ But Trying, Sure Feels … ]
[ … Fun ]

[ Off To The Service Shop To Fill Up My Shopping Bags With
     Premium Gas ]
[ It Is Always Free ]
[ When I Press My Bare Ass ]
[ Up Against The Glass ]

[ & There Is Alot Of Money I Save ]
[ When I Behave ]
[ While I Am Being Shaved ]

[ My Head Comes Out Bald & Feeling Nice ]
[ I Liked How He Shaved Me The First Time ]
[ So I Walked By There Twice ]

[ This Story Keeps Going Up & Down ]
[ Around & Around ]
[ It Is Meant To Make You Smile ]
[ Not Frown ]

~ The End ~

[ Auhea kuʻu hoaaloha ]
[ Ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei wau e pono ai e lawe i kēia moʻolelo
     i kahi hopena ]

[ Mahalo no ka hoʻoloheʻana i kaʻu mau moʻolelo ]
[ No laila,ʻoiaʻiʻo,ʻo ia ka mea ]

[ A hui hou aku ]
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[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

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