(1397)▪︎ [ Total Confusion … 12•13•2019 ]

[ I Am Totally Confused ]
[ & Right Now ]
[ I Have A Short Fuse ]

[ I Have No Clue Who I Can & Cannot Trust ]
[ Is Trust A Must? ]
[ Why Is The End Result Often A Bust? ]

[ & There Are Millions Of People Out There ]
[ Who Really Don’t Care ]

[ Those Are The Ones ]
[ That You Stay Away From ]

[ They Are The Wolves Dressed Up As Sheep ]
[ When Others Don’t Give A Rip ]
[ You Hear Nothing Louder Than A Bleep ]

[ They’re Not Dumb ]
[ By Any Means ]
[ They Will Always Sit Back & Be Numb ]

[ The Confusion Is Oftentimes Day & Night ]
[ When I’m Startled Awake ]
[ I’m In The Mode Of Fight Or Flight ]

[ Do I Run ]
[ Or Pick Up A Gun ]
[ For Fun? ]

[ Will I Have The Nerve To Pull The Trigger? ]
[ When I Find Out That The Nightmares Will Get Bigger
& Bigger? ]
[ So I Should Just Quit ]
[ This Shit! ]
[ This Makes Me Fed Up, With All Of It ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[  Mahalo E Ka hoa  ]
[  A hui hou  ]
[ Aloha  ]

[  Na  ]
[  Lopaka DeVoe  ]

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(1207)▪︎[ It Is? … 10•3•2019 ]

[ What It Is, Is What It Will Be ]
[ Can You Hear ]
[ What You Can’t See? ]

[ Can You Taste The Air ]
[ That Swirls Through Your Hair? ]

[ What If You Have A Bald Head? ]
[ Do You Always Follow When You Want To Be Left Alone
Instead? ]

[ Or Only Towards The End Of Your Life ]
[ To Take One’s Heart ]
[ Do You Always Need A Knife? ]

[ For When You Finally See The Light ]
[ Does It Always Has To Be Bright? ]

[ They Say That It Is Always The Darkest Before The
Rising Sun ]
[ Even Before You Wake ]
[ Is Your Day Almost Done? ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[  Mahalo E Ka hoa  ]
[  A hui hou  ]
[ Aloha  ]

[  Na  ]
[  Lopaka DeVoe  ]

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(122)▪︎[ What Happened? … 2•8•2020 ]

[ Here I Sit All Broken Hearted ]
[ I Mistakenly Thought That We Had A Relationship Started ]

[ Where Did My Thinking Go Oh So Wrong? ]
[ It Seemed Like One Minute You Were Here ]
[ & The Next Minute You Were Gone ]
[ It Wasn’t Very Clear ]
[ That I Knew, What Was Actually Going On ]

[ Will You Help Me Straighten Things Out ]
[ & Let Me Know What Your Absence Is All About? ]

[ When Did The Direction Of Our Relationship Go South? ]
[ Was It When I Opened My Mouth ]

[ If It Was, What Did I Say? ]
[ If I Messed This Up ]
[ Tell Me, In What Way? ]

[ Is There Anythíng Left To Save ]
[ After We Parted With A Wave ]

[ I Thought, For Sure We Were On Good Terms ]
[ Tell Me, What Do I Have To Learn? ]
[ Are The Bridges Burned? ]

[ Teach Me? ]
[ Help Me See ]
[ How I Can Get To Be, The Best That I Can Be? ]

[ So Do You Know? ]
[ Where This Is Going To Go? ]

[ If You Don’t, Why Not? ]
[ Don’t You Realize What You’ve Got? ]
[ I Thought ]
[ That I Really Meant Alot ]

[ Where Is Your Mindset? ]
[ What Did You Want To Get? ]
[ When We First Met? ]

[ Were We Not, Then? ]
[ If Not, When? ]

[ Since I know That We Cannot Begin ]
[ Again ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[  Mahalo iā ‘oe  ]
[  A hui hou mākou  ]
[  Aloha  ] ‎ 
  ‎
[  Na  ]
[  Lopaka DeVoe ]

(487)▪︎[ When Confusion Comes … 5•17•2020 ]

[ Oftentimes When Confusion Sets In ]
[ I Ask Myself ]
[ ( WHEN DID THIS BEGIN? ) ]

[ Who, What, Where Am I Confused About ]
[ I’ll Think That I Have Answer ]
[ Then I Have Doubt ]
[ & That Spreads Like Cancer ]

[ Being Unsure ]
[ Is Not The Cure ]

[ Having Confidence ]
[ Can Make A Huge Difference ]
[ But Surely Not ]
[ Arrogance ]

[ When It Comes To Arrogance, Thy Name
Is Always I ]
[ Why Not, Or Why? ]
[ I Just Don’t Want To Be ]
[ That Type Of Guy ]

[ One Time, Arrogance Almost Got Me Into Trouble
That Was Way Over My Head ]
[ I Wasn’t Thinking Smart ]
[ So I Acted Dumb Instead ]

[ That Was Many, Many, Many Years In The Past ]
[ Things Around Me ]
[ Could Have Burned Up Really Fast ]

[ But I Came Through It & Shut My Head Down ]
[ I Didn’t Want To Be That Kind Of Clown ]
[ That Would Have Caused Alot Of People ]
[ To Frown ]

[ Now Confusing Problems Are Broken Down Into The
Most Basic Parts ]
[ Then When I Look @ It ]
[ I Can Tell Where & When It Starts ]

[ But Now I Can Tell You My Friend ]
[ This Is Where, When & How ]
[ This Story Will End ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(948)▪︎[ Squirrels … 11•12•2020 ]

[ Is Today, Tomorrow’s Yesterday? Or Is Tomorrow Today’s Next Day? ]
[ That Means You Make Yesterday, Tomorrow’s Two Days Ago ]
[ But That Can Get Confusing When You Think That Makes Saturday, Today’s Two Days From Now ]
[ But If Today Was Tomorrow, Saturday Would Be Friday’s Tomorrow ]
[ Making Yesterday Three Days Yesterday ]
[ Or Saturday Could Be Yesterday’s Three Days From Then ]
[ But Then That Sounds Past Tense ]
[ If You Pass Tents, Does That Mean You Would Be
@ A Boy Scouts Retreat Or @ A Campground ]
[ If I Was @ A Campground I Would Not Have A Tent Because I Would Have Left It @ Home ]
[ If I Was @ A Boy Scout Trip I Would Be Asked To Leave For Three Reasons ]
[ The First Is Because I Was never A Boyscout, Or
Even A Girls Scout ]
[ I Do Think That I Would Look Good In A Skirt,
Though ]
[ But I Don’t Think I Would Like The Colors ]
[ Do Those Colors Really Go Together? ]
[ What Do I Know, ALL Colors Go Together ]
[ I Just Know That You Don’t Mix Solid Colors With Plaids ]
[ Where I Grew Up There Were Stores That Were
Similar & More Deciduous To 7-11 Stores ]
[ They Were Called PLAID PANTRY’s ]
[ I Have Been In There & There Is Not 1 Damn Thing
That Is Plaid ]
[ If Those Stores Are Pantry’s, Whose Are They? ]
[ There Is No Sense To It. Talk About False
Inanimate Advertising! ]
[ & There Are No Numbers In The Aisles Or Signs
Telling You What Is In The Parking Lots ]
[ 7-11 Has Slurpees, So Plaid Pantry’s Have Peanut
Butter Cups, Beer, Bean Dip, Motor Oil & Queen
Size Sheets ]
[ I Can’t Go Into Any Of Those Now, Because. Oh
Ya, About The Boy Scouts Camp [
[ I Wonder If It Is Going To Rain Today? ]
[ Now I’m Back To This Today Thing ]
[ Hang On, The Phone Is Ringing ]
[ False Alarm There Was No One @ The Door ]
[ I Was So Distracted Opening The Door
Because The Damn Phone Was Ringing ]
[ Okay, Where Was I? ]
[ Have A Nice Yesterday ]
[ Does Anyone Really Know What The Words Down
Below Mean? ]
[ I Don’t Either, I Was Hoping That Someone Could
Tell Me, Since I Don’t Know German ]
[ Have A Nice Yesterday ]
[ Did I Already Say That Tomorrow? ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(33)▪︎[ Is There Anyone Home? … 1•11•2021 ]

[ I Hurt When You Are Not Here ]
[ I Did Not Smile All Day ]
[ But I Did Shed A Tear ]

[ You Don’t Seem Bothered @ All ]
[ Sometimes I Want To Hear Your Voice ]
[ But I Don’t Think That You Would Ever Call ]

[ No One Came ]
[ There Is Just One Name ]
[ To Blame ]
[ The Date May Be Different ]
[ But Their Treatment Of Me ]
[ Remains The Same ]

[ What Did I Ever Do ]
[ To Her ]
[ For Her To Remove You? ]

[ From My Life? ]
[ Am I That Bad Of A Guy? ]
[ Do I Abuse My Wife? ]

[ No, Not In The Least ]
[ I Am Not A Monster ]
[ I Am Far From Being A Beast ]

[ I Need You Back ]
[ What If We Kidnap Her? ]
[ Then Throw Her In The River Tied Up In A Sack? ]

[ I Want All Of This Hurt To Go Away ]
[ I Want You Back In My House To Play ]
[ I Want This To Happen Yesterday ]

[ Yes In The Past Tense ]
[ I Just Want To Surround Myself Behind A Fence ]

[ One That Is Ten Feet Long ]
[ Make It Really Tall ]
[ Make It Extremely Strong ]

[ Do You Have Any Feelings Of What I Just Wrote? ]
[ Was There Anything Of Note? ]

[ I Don’t Know How You Are Doing ]
[ But I Do Know Who You Are Screwing ]

[ I Miss Talking To You ]
[ I Miss Hearing Your Voice, Too ]

[ Memories Is All I’ve Got ]
[ I Did Not Realize How Big A Part Of My Day & Life You Are ]
[ I Have Come To Realize That It Is A Hell Of Alot ]

[ I Miss Your Care ]
[ You Should Be Here During The Day ]
[ Not Over There, There Or Over There ]

[ This Is Extremely Bad ]
[ Because My Day Was Very Sad ]
[ & I Am Way Past Being Mad ]

[ I Want This Hiatus To Be Done ]
[ Because This Is Not @ All Fun ]

[ Well … I Really Don’t Have Much More ]
[ So I Will Turn Off The Light ]
[ & Shut The Door ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

[ 40 ][ Another Wet & Whacky French Fry … 1•12•2021 ]

Humpty Dumpty Was A Fascist Female Impersonator 
That Is Actually Allergic To Eggs.

So Whenever He Was Anywhere Near Himself He Broke Out In Bees.

The Cow Did Not Really Jump Over The Moon. She Was Very Phobic About Cheese So Any Pictures Were taken On A Stage In A Row Boat Somewhere In Georgia.

Trump Really Did Win The Georgia Election. He Was Voted Head Class Cheerleader While Going To High School In Georgia … Russia.

The Old Lady That Lived In A Shoe Spent Most Of Her Time Wearing Heels On The Beaches In Idaho.

The Original Use For The Ladder Was To Make Prank Phone Calls To Domino’s Ice Cream Parlor To Deliver Eyeglasses.

KFC Really Was The First Name For Kome For Care.

Feet Are Like Ears Because. Hansel & Gretel Were Relatives Of The Good Witch Of The North That Lives By Jack & Jill. 

Mike Was Really Cold. When The Clock Strikes 12 It Is Arrested For Shoplifting Panty Hose From The 7-24 That Only Stays Open From 0857hrs Until
The Lightning Bowls.

Bowling Balls Were Originally Used For Paper Waits But It Rained Too Much.

Face Masks Were Originally Used As Veils  In Weddings In The 1920’s Because It Helped Guys That Had Runny Noses.

When A Nose Itches It Is Because It Did Yesterday When Someone Ate Grapes. Shopping Is Hard To Do While Wearing Flippers.

But Seals Are Able To Because They Are Used To It.

Card Sharks Cheat While Surfing Jumps In The Forest. This Forest Has No Gump In It.

His & Her Shoes Sometimes Comes With No Jello
On The Bottom Of The Diaper.

Change Is Ticklish.

But Never Whisper In A Strong Wind Because All You Would Here Is Fuzz.

Christmas Trees Were Once Used For Toothpicks For
Giant Worms.

Sometimes Skunks Lose Their Stripe In The
Summer Rain. That Is When They Smell The Best.

Sometimes I Confuse Myself When My Big Toe Laughs.

Black & White Paint Mixed Together Sounds High.

I Would Not Advise Someone To Get A Dollar Out Of Its Bark.

So Laugh Until The Cat Rides In.


~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

[ 256 ][ Yes!… 3•29•2021 ]

[ Today I Went To The Glass Barber Grocery Store ]
[ Not Because I Wanted To See ]
[ Or Wanted A Haircut, Or Hungry Or Bored ]

[ I Looked Up @ The Bicycle Clock ]
[ So I Could Watch The Tires Yell Out The Time ]
[ As I Layed Down & Talked ]

[ As I Slept In The Aisle ]
[ For Over Two Miles ]

[ I Could Not Understand Why The Number Yellow
     Started With The Letter ( P )? ]
[ How Could That Cost Me A $ ]
[ When It Should Had Paid Me A Fee ]

[ Nothing Makes Cents? ]
[ Except Six Pence ]

[ When I Got To The Chicken In The Aisle I Went To The
     Door To Let Her Out ]
[ She Was Crying & Had The Saddest Pout ]

[ So Then I Went Back To Surfing On  My Tricycle Up & Down
     The Bowling Courts ]
[ I Never Imagined ]
[ That I Could Ever Be This Good @ Wearing Tight, Bikini Shorts ]

[ Knew When I Woke Up Last Yesterday That I Shaved My
     Legs For A Reason ]
[ Afterall ]
[ Every Day Is The Start Of Bikini Season ]

[ I Just Do What I Do ]
[ & When I Put Soda In My Mouth ]
[ I Chew ]

[ But My Grocery Shoplifting Was Not Done ]
[ Whenever I Wear Thermal Socks With My Stilleto Heels ]
[ I Can’t Run ]
[ But Trying, Sure Feels … ]
[ … Fun ]

[ Off To The Service Shop To Fill Up My Shopping Bags With
     Premium Gas ]
[ It Is Always Free ]
[ When I Press My Bare Ass ]
[ Up Against The Glass ]

[ & There Is Alot Of Money I Save ]
[ When I Behave ]
[ While I Am Being Shaved ]

[ My Head Comes Out Bald & Feeling Nice ]
[ I Liked How He Shaved Me The First Time ]
[ So I Walked By There Twice ]

[ This Story Keeps Going Up & Down ]
[ Around & Around ]
[ It Is Meant To Make You Smile ]
[ Not Frown ]

~ The End ~

[ Auhea kuʻu hoaaloha ]
[ Ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei wau e pono ai e lawe i kēia moʻolelo
     i kahi hopena ]

[ Mahalo no ka hoʻoloheʻana i kaʻu mau moʻolelo ]
[ No laila,ʻoiaʻiʻo,ʻo ia ka mea ]

[ A hui hou aku ]
     ‎    ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

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