(1017)▪︎[ Confusing Thoughts … 12•2•2020 ]

[ Another Day Of Confusing Thoughts Running
Through My Mind ]
[ Another Day That I Would Not Rewind ]

[ Thoughts Float In Like Clouds On Air ]
[ Some Floated By So Fast ]
[ I Never Realized They Were There ]

[ There Was Not One Thought About Some Thoughts ]
[ But For Some, I Have Lots ]
[ They Spread Out Like Dots ]
[ Spread Out In A Long Line ]
[ Pointing Me In The Direction ]
[ To Go Dakine ]

[ Did It Always Lead Me To The Promise Land? ]
[ Did That Thought Help Me Stand? ]
[ Up ]
[ & Fight Against All Of The Demands? ]
[ If Yes ]
[ Then Who Will Take The Command? ]

[ Me? You? ]
[ It Usually Just Takes One ]
[ Maybe Now It Takes 2 ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[ Mahalo E Ka hoa ]
[ A hui hou ]
[ Aloha ]

[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ] [🤙]

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(545)▪︎[ So Confusing … 7•3•2021 ]

[ Life Can Be So Confusing ]
[ To You @ Times ]
[ But To Others, Watching You, Can Be So Amusing ]

[ When You Make A Mistake & You Get Frustrated Then Throw
Up Your Arms ]
[ Others Might Laugh ]
[ But They Mean You No Harm ]

[ A Mistake Is A Mistake In Your Mind ]
[ Laughter Is Good Medicine ]
[ You Will Find ]

[ Actually It Is The Best ]
[ It Passes Every Test ]

[ Should We All Look Up, To See ]
[ What Is Up Ahead & Free ]

[ Free From All Dyes, Smell & Taste ]
[ With Bullshit So Deep ]
[ It Is Up To Your Waist ]

[ It Is Not So Clear ]
[ Where You Would Go From Here ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[ Mahalo iā ‘oe ]
[ A hui hou mākou ]
[ Aloha ] ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(487)▪︎[ When Confusion Comes … 5•17•2020 ]

[ Oftentimes When Confusion Sets In ]
[ I Ask Myself ]
[ ( WHEN DID THIS BEGIN? ) ]

[ Who, What, Where Am I Confused About ]
[ I’ll Think That I Have Answer ]
[ Then I Have Doubt ]
[ & That Spreads Like Cancer ]

[ Being Unsure ]
[ Is Not The Cure ]

[ Having Confidence ]
[ Can Make A Huge Difference ]
[ But Surely Not ]
[ Arrogance ]

[ When It Comes To Arrogance, Thy Name
Is Always I ]
[ Why Not, Or Why? ]
[ I Just Don’t Want To Be ]
[ That Type Of Guy ]

[ One Time, Arrogance Almost Got Me Into Trouble
That Was Way Over My Head ]
[ I Wasn’t Thinking Smart ]
[ So I Acted Dumb Instead ]

[ That Was Many, Many, Many Years In The Past ]
[ Things Around Me ]
[ Could Have Burned Up Really Fast ]

[ But I Came Through It & Shut My Head Down ]
[ I Didn’t Want To Be That Kind Of Clown ]
[ That Would Have Caused Alot Of People ]
[ To Frown ]

[ Now Confusing Problems Are Broken Down Into The
Most Basic Parts ]
[ Then When I Look @ It ]
[ I Can Tell Where & When It Starts ]

[ But Now I Can Tell You My Friend ]
[ This Is Where, When & How ]
[ This Story Will End ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(285)▪︎[ That Darn Bunny … 4•5•2021 ]

[ I Was Going To Trap The Easter Bunny Before Halloween
Because She Has A Direct Telephone Connection To Popeye ]
[ Ever Since I Was Young I Have Wanted To Share A Spinach Meal
With Him ]
[ Olive Oyl Would Not Join Us Because She Would Be In New Jersey Helping Her Mom Celebrate A Little Known Jewish
Holiday Called Rashard ]
[ Her Mom Used To Be In Florida But She Did Not Like The Storms ]
[ Aida & Myron Storms Were Neighbors That Lived 3 Miles Away In The Neighboring State Of Montana ]
[ the Storms Were Obnoxious Atheists ]
[ They Would Howl @ The Moon When It Was 2:17pm ]
[ There Was A Time When She Wanted To Move To Alaska, But She Had An Allergy To Carrots ]
[ Mini Mouse Used To Pickle The Best Carrots But Someone Stole The Only Jars That She Had Shoplifted From The Jack in the Box On Watchamucallit Street]
[ That Used To Be A Bankrupt Business Down On Mission Street ]
[ They Had To Change The Name, Because No Business Likes To
Call Themselves ( BANKRUPT ) ]
[ Whenever I Don’t Drive On Mission Street I Always Need To Eat @ The Pancake House That Is On The Corner Of S.E. ( WHAT ) & N.W. ( HOW ) ]
[ Sometimes The Street Signs Can Get Confusing Because If
You Come To ( WHY ) Street, You Have Gone Too Far ]
[ It Is A Really Questionable Corner But Once You Understood
The Why, You Can Skateboard Through The Freeway With All Of The Other Swimmers ]
[ Then You Take One More Left & If You Reach The Lake You Found
Out That You Couldn’t Find Your House ]
[ Because Your Home Is On Red Rock S.E. So You Took One Too Many Über Rides ]
[ So I Figured Out … ]
[ Oh, Another Thing That I Like 2 Due Is Righting Confusing Dinners 4 Sum Friends ]
[ Butt … ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(380)▪︎[ Well, Okay … 5•1•2021 ]

[ Well, Sum Times Eye Feele Lyke Eye Half Sead Two
     Munch ]
[ Eye Jest Can Knot Sea Things Very Cleerly Past Meye
     Lunch ]

[ Iz Lunch Tha Mosse Important Meel? ]
[ Duz A Pointed Shue Ever Hert Yore Heal? ]

[ Tha Anser Two That Iz Azz Individual Azz Ewe & Mee ]
[ Kind Uv Separating Tha Difference Beetween Coffee &
     Tee ]

[ Dew Ewe Ever Feal Thatt Nuthing Makes Cents? ]
[ Is It Lyke Seying That A Butter Gayme Is Mulch Mor
     Off-Fence ]

[ It Iz Knott Lyke Defense Duz Knott Mattur ]
[ It Iz Lyke Bred Tastes Mulch Beter Wen Egs R Put
     Thu Badder ]

[ Speeking Uv Bred How Munch Duz Aye Milk Shake Cost? ]
[ How Menny Dollhairs & Calories Rr Givin Beefour
     Everything Thing Iz Lost? ]

[ How Can Egs Bee Sony side Up Wen They Seam Upside
     Down? ]
[ How Cumb Pepul With Big Read Nozes Allways Half Two
     Bee Ay Cloun? ]

[ Pencil Oar Pen, Witch Dew Ewe Chews? ]
[ Iff Eye Wuz Ay Beting Man Wut Wood Eye Half To Looz? ]

[ ( NUTHING MAWMAW ) Sez Tha Litle Blew I’d Boye ]
[ Eye Think Awl Hee Will Want Iz His Litle Whined Up Toye ]

[ Toyez Canned Bee Grate Inn Thu Rite Handz ]
[ If Ewe Hav To Half Battereez ]
[ It Leeves Everything To Chanze ]

[ So Any Won Canned Go & Plae ]
[ Awll Dae ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

[ 256 ][ Yes!… 3•29•2021 ]

[ Today I Went To The Glass Barber Grocery Store ]
[ Not Because I Wanted To See ]
[ Or Wanted A Haircut, Or Hungry Or Bored ]

[ I Looked Up @ The Bicycle Clock ]
[ So I Could Watch The Tires Yell Out The Time ]
[ As I Layed Down & Talked ]

[ As I Slept In The Aisle ]
[ For Over Two Miles ]

[ I Could Not Understand Why The Number Yellow
     Started With The Letter ( P )? ]
[ How Could That Cost Me A $ ]
[ When It Should Had Paid Me A Fee ]

[ Nothing Makes Cents? ]
[ Except Six Pence ]

[ When I Got To The Chicken In The Aisle I Went To The
     Door To Let Her Out ]
[ She Was Crying & Had The Saddest Pout ]

[ So Then I Went Back To Surfing On  My Tricycle Up & Down
     The Bowling Courts ]
[ I Never Imagined ]
[ That I Could Ever Be This Good @ Wearing Tight, Bikini Shorts ]

[ Knew When I Woke Up Last Yesterday That I Shaved My
     Legs For A Reason ]
[ Afterall ]
[ Every Day Is The Start Of Bikini Season ]

[ I Just Do What I Do ]
[ & When I Put Soda In My Mouth ]
[ I Chew ]

[ But My Grocery Shoplifting Was Not Done ]
[ Whenever I Wear Thermal Socks With My Stilleto Heels ]
[ I Can’t Run ]
[ But Trying, Sure Feels … ]
[ … Fun ]

[ Off To The Service Shop To Fill Up My Shopping Bags With
     Premium Gas ]
[ It Is Always Free ]
[ When I Press My Bare Ass ]
[ Up Against The Glass ]

[ & There Is Alot Of Money I Save ]
[ When I Behave ]
[ While I Am Being Shaved ]

[ My Head Comes Out Bald & Feeling Nice ]
[ I Liked How He Shaved Me The First Time ]
[ So I Walked By There Twice ]

[ This Story Keeps Going Up & Down ]
[ Around & Around ]
[ It Is Meant To Make You Smile ]
[ Not Frown ]

~ The End ~

[ Auhea kuʻu hoaaloha ]
[ Ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei wau e pono ai e lawe i kēia moʻolelo
     i kahi hopena ]

[ Mahalo no ka hoʻoloheʻana i kaʻu mau moʻolelo ]
[ No laila,ʻoiaʻiʻo,ʻo ia ka mea ]

[ A hui hou aku ]
     ‎    ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

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