(461)▪︎[ Lights … 7•15•2022 ]

[ As I Wake In The Night ]
[ The Sun Is So Bright ]

[ I Noticed That My Pillow Was Hard ]
[ While I Stood There Playing Cards ]

[ So I Flip On The Light Switch & Everything Goes Dark ]
[ This Is All Happening As I Go For A Swim In The Park ]

[ After I Towel Off, Why Do I Feel So Wet? ]
[ The Sun Will Be Shining Tonight ]
[ I Bet ]

[ I Really Should Not Bet With Money I Don’t Have ]
[ If I Lose ]
[ I Will Tell Them A Joke To Make Them Laugh ]

[ Cats Are Barking & Dogs Are Purring ]
[ When I Am On The Wrong Side Of The Street ]
[ My Vision Starts Blurring ]

[ Mouthwash Will Do The Trick ]
[ It Is Also Very Helpful ]
[ When My Stomach Feels Sick ]

[ Cars Are Now Peddaling On The Left Side Of The Road ]
[ That Is When Bicycles Are In The Helicopter Mode ]
[ But I Must Know, The Secret Code ]

[ Flowers Taste Yummy ]
[ For My Tummy ]

[ Hey There’s My Neighbor @ Her Desk Floating Down The
     Stream ]
[ As I Stand There Blinking ]
[ I Think That This Seems ]
[ Like A Dream ]

[ But It Can’t Be, Because I Have My Boots On ]
[ Is All Sanity Gone? ]

[ I Open The Umbrella In The Kitchen To Protect My Eggo
     Waffles From Getting Soggy Because Of The Rain ]
[ Soggy Eggo Waffles Are Something That I Disdain ]

[ The Heater In My Room Turns On When The Sun Rises ]
[ Does That Mean The Dark Nights Will Be Full Of Surprises? ]

[ A Good Scare ]
[ Has Never Helped A Single Person Grow Chest Hair ]

[ All Kinds Of Creatures Hiding Down In The Trees ]
[ & A Boy Is Looking For Trouble If He Finds That Hive Of Bees ]

[ But A Woman That Is With Him Goes By The Name (THE BEE
     WHISPERER) ]
[ When You Have A Locust Infestation ]
[ You Don’t Call Her ]

[ Now Why Would That Come Up? ]
[ It Would Be Like Asking You For A Plate ]
[ & You Give Me A Full Red Solo Cup ]

[ Do I Trust The Ingredients After What Hppened Last Time ]
[ What He Did, Should Have Been Called A Crime ]

[ I Asked For Whole Milk & You Gave Me Skim ]
[ Don’t You Know That The Best Thing About Whole Milk Is
     Drinking That Thick, Fatty Film? ]

[ I Think That I Have Been Away From The Farm City ]
[ Now I Have Been Relegated To Feeding My Girlfriend‘s (11)
     Kitties ]

[ When All Of The Cats Start Barking @ The Same Time ]
[ It Is As Quiet As A Nursery Rhyme ]

[ When There Is A Bathtub On Your Roof ]
[ You Would Never Question What Happened To That Last Tooth ]

[ You Are In The Realm Where Nothing Makes (5) Cents ]
[ But You Don’t Want To Come Home ]
[ Look In The Backyard Just To Find (2) Tents ]

[ You Do Not Know Who They Belong To ]
[ But Whoever They Are ]
[ They Lost One Green Shoe ]

[ One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest Was Right Next Door ]
[ @ First They Tried To Make The Movie Into A Horror ]

[ The Sun Is Coming Up Over The Ocean Blue ]
[ If That Is Whacky Thinking ]
[ I Never Knew ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[  Mahalo E Ka hoa  ]
[  A hui hou  ]
[ Aloha  ]

[  Na  ]
[  Lopaka DeVoe  ] [酪]

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