Tag: #what?

(941)▪︎[ What? … 11•10•2020 ]

[ Why Does Water Have Taste, But Toothpaste Comes
In Different Colors? ]
[ If Birds Fly & Snakes Sliver Along, Why Is The Sky
Blue? ]
[ If You Go To A Restaurant To Get A Bottomless Cup
Of Coffee, Then Why Do They Give You Toast On
A Plate? ]
[ If You Put A Cap On The Ketchup & The Protein Shake To
Keep The Liquid In, Than What Is The Purpose Of Putting
A Cap On Your Head? To Keep What In? ]
[ Is That To Keep Your Feet Warm? ]
[ Why Does Soup Come In A Can, Unless It Is Dry? ]
[ But, Who Wants Dry Soup? ]
[ Why Does The Word ( SOUP ) Have A ( U ) In It But The
Word ( TROOP ) Doesn’t? ]
[ Why Does One ( WOULD ) Not Have 2 ( OO ) Like
( WOOD )?
[ How Come Feet Stink When They Are Covered The
Whole Time & Hands Don’t Even Though They Touch
Everything? ]
[ Why Aren’t The Words ( I ) & ( EYE ) Spelled The Same
Since They Are About The Same Person? ]
[ The Spelling Of ( YOU ) ( SHOE ) ( EWE ) ( SCREW )
( BOO ) ( TO ) ( TWO ) ( WHOO ) & ( BLUE ) Does Not
Make Any Sense ]
[ Why Are There Eight Different Words That Sound
The Same But The ( OO ) Part Are Spellled 8 Different
Ways? ]
[ Because ( WENT ) ( BENT ) ( SENT ) ( RENT ) & ( DENT )
Does Make Sense ]
[ But ( MEANT ) Does Not ]
[ How Come A Toilet Needs Paper? ]
[ A Toilet Cannot Draw, Write Or Paste Anything On
The Paper ]
[ Why Is It Called ( KLEENEX )? What Does It Clean? ]
[ Isn’t An ( EX ) Someone That You Don’t Want To
See Anymore? ]
[ So It Is Like Someone Is Blowing Snot On Someone
They Used To Date Or Be Married To ]
[ What Else Does Not Make Any Cents? ]
[ Well Everything That Has To Do With Words & Money ]
[ When They Say That ( MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU LOVE )
Did They Ever Consider Renting Something? ]
[ Bartering Can Get You Something To Make You Happy ]
[ Now If You Borrow Something You Always Have
To Return It ]
[ If You Use Credit You Eventually Have To Pay It
Back ]
[ Making Things Extremely Confusing ]

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[ A hui hou aku ]
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[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

[ 245 ][ That $6 Can Go Really Far … 3•23•2021 ]

Where Are You Going? When? Do You Know, Because I Don’t.
Well I Am Not The One That Really Needs To Know. I Am Curious,
But I Am More Curious That You Don’t Know. If You Don’t
Know, Then How Do You Know That You Have To Go There?
Did You Know That Everything Centers Around The Word ( HERE ).
If You Are Going ( THERE ) It Is Basically Coming Here With
The Letter ( T ) Before You Get Here. Now You Can Have Coffee
When You Get Here Too. But To Go From ( THERE ) To ( HERE ) You Have To Have A ( T ). But If You Are Confused & Want To Go
From ( WHERE ) To ( HERE ) You Have To Drop The ( W ). Sometimes The ( W ) Stands For ( WIN ) You Never Want To 
Drop A Win Because They Are Hard To Come By.  Just Like
Women Are Always Looking For The Big ( O ). That Could Be
Short For Many Things. ( O ) For Oregon, Ohio Or Osh Kosh.
Tear Is A ( T ) Away From ( EAR ). But Who Wants To Cry Tears
In Their Ears? Or Do Your Ears Hear Your Tears? Nobody
Wants To Hear Tears. But If Your Ears Are Plugged Could You Still Hear? Most Of The Time Ears Smell What Your Eyes Can’t
Feel. Feel Is A Whole Different Cents Than A Dollar. If You
Only Had One Dollar How Would You Spend It? All @ Once?
$.25 @ A Time? The Whole $3 All @ Once? Quite The Dilemma On
What To Do With The $7 That You Have In Change. How Many
Quarters Would That Come Out To, 40? That Is Alot Of
Nickels To Have In Your Pocket Three Times A Day. But Why Would Someone Be Carrying Around $3.82 In Dimes While They Are
Sleeping. Who Needs $7.41 In Nickels While They Eat Lunch?
$8.23 Worth Of Quarters Sure Would Buy Alot T.V. Dinners.
Speaking Of Breakfast. Why?

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[ A hui hou aku ]
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[ Lopaka DeVoe ]