(Disclaimer … This Is All Fiction of Course)

[ There Is No Bigger Thrill ]
[ Than Going Up & Down The Aisles Of Wahlgreens ]
[ When You Have Time To Kill ]

[ But Sometimes You Find Time To Sit ] 
[ By The Pharmacy ]
[ Listening To The People Standing Around Talking About A
     Variety Of Shit ]    

[ The Blonde, Older Woman Hurrying From Aisle To Aisle ]
[ Looking @ This & That ]
[ Sometimes, Stopping For Awhile ]

[ Then Listening To The Daddy Talking About Steve Jobs &
     Stocks ]
[ Looking @ The Kid ]
[ You Could Tell, That He Won’t Be Wearing Out Too Many
     Jocks ]

[ Another Daddy Coming Out Of The Bathroom, With Chatty
     Kids ]
[ The Couple In Front Of You Giving Each Other A Kiss ]

[ The Line Keeps Getting Longer & Longer ]
[ The Smell Of Body Odor Keeps Getting Stronger & Stronger ]

[ Finally Your Wife Gets To The Front ]
[ & She Has To Speak To The Pharmacy Tech Very Blunt ]

[ (I WANT MY MEDS) She Shouts ]
[ & That Brings The Store Manager Out ]
[ To See What All Of The Shouting Is All About ]

[ Then He Locks Eyes With Your Wife & Says (OH, IT’s YOU!) ]
[ Then She Shouts Back (WOW, SHERLOCK, WHAT WAS YOUR
     FIRST CLUE?!) ]

[ No Other Guy ]
[ Should Lock Eyes ]
[ With Your Wife, While Figuring Out Her Size ]

[ Your Wife Will Not Back Down From Any Guy Or Gal ]
[ She Is So Smooth ]
[ They Would Leave Thinking That They Made A Lifetime Pal ]

[ But Money Is Money ]
[ Don’t Be Dripping Hate On The Counter & Calling It Honey ]

[ They Might Get Smacked ]
[ If They Try To Pass It Off Like That ]

[ The Manager Looked Pretty Rough ]
[ Then Came Back Acting All Tough ]

[ He Took His Time To Roll Up Each Sleeve ]
[ He Gave Her A Huge Discount ]
[ So She Would Not Leave ]

[ My Wife Made Him Smile ]
[ For Awhile ]

[ That Is (1) Of Many Things That My Wife Is Good @ ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[  Mahalo E Ka hoa  ]
[  A hui hou  ]
[ Aloha  ]

[  Na  ]
[  Lopaka DeVoe  ]

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