[ The Book Would Be Called ( CELEBRATE WILBUR … 
     THE OTHER WHITE MEAT ) ]
[ Then The Movie Would Be Called ( THE MORNING MEAL …
     HE IS GOOD TASTING FROM THE SNOUT, TO THE FEET ) ]

[ When Wilbur Would Get Sunburned He Would Always
     Hear ( I SMELL BACON ) Coming From His Brother? ]
[ That Would Make Him Scramble & Hide Behind His Mother ]

[ & Wilbur Never Cared For The Teasing That He Got
     When He Mispronounced His Words ]
[ But When He Would Say Arch-Itecture ]
[ That Was The Funniest Version Of That Word That His Friends
     Had Ever Heard ]

[ Wilbur Was Fun To Be Around In That ( CHARLETTES
     WEB ) Book ]
[ @ That Time In His Life That Was The Best That He Had Ever
     Looked ]

[ Every Day Charlotte Would Get Madder & Madder ]
[ Because Whenever Wilbur Was In The House ]
[ He Would Lose All Control Of His Bladder ]

[ Around Every Corner He Would Stop ]
[ & Squat ]
[ Leaving Charolette To Wonder ( THIS IS WHAT I’ve GOT? ) ]

[ He Would Have Horrible Nightmares When He Would
     Be Yelling ( PLEASE, PLEASE … ) ]
[ ( DON’t TURN MY SKULL INTO A LOAF OF HEAD CHEESE! ) ]

[ Wilbur Started The Countdown Towards The End Of His Life ]
[ One Of His Biggest Regrets Was He Saved His Virginity
     For His Future Wife ]

[ There Were Many Times Where He Noticed A Cute Squiggly
     Female Tail ]
[ & Because He Never Did Anything ]
[ He Only Bought Blow Up Pig Dolls Through The Mail ]

[ He Thinks That Charlotte Fed Him All That She Did, To Make
     Him Even Fatter ]
[ Then One Day He Got Stuck On Top Of The Roof ]
[ When His Brothers Went & Hid The Ladder ]

[ What Was Wilbur Doing Up On The Roof In The First
     Place? ]
[ Compared To The Normal Pigs ]
[ Wilbur Was Fast Becoming The Farms Biggest Disgrace ]

[ He Had Always Heard The Saying ( WHEN PIGS FLY ) ]
[ He Wanted To See If That Was Something True ]
[ Or Was It A Big Lie ]

[ Wilbur Really Tried To Milk His Noteriety ]
[ That Just Showed His Continuing Immaturity ]

[ Charlotte Never Let On About Her True Intentions ]
[ He Never Knew That She Was Taking Him To State
     Fairs ]
[ Because He Was Only Told The She Was Showing Him
     Off During Ordinary Business Conventions ]

[ One Time He Overheard Someone Say ( HE IS AS BIG
     AS A WHALE ) ]
[ When He Stepped Off The Scale ]

[ Wilbur Never Felt That He Should Be Afraid Of Harm ]
[ While He Lived On The Farm ]

[ Until A Strange Man Came Up To Wilbur & Asked Him
     If He’d Ever Heard Of The Dish ( PIGS in a BLANKET )? ]
[ He Told Wilbur That He Would Be The Best Pig That
     He Had Ever Met ]
[ But Definitely Not As A Pet ]

[ One Day Wilbur Just Disappeared & His Story Than Became
     A Fable ]
[ One Night No One Noticed That He Was Joining Them For
     Dinner ]
[ Because He Had An Apple In His Mouth Covered With Barbeque
     Sauce When He Laid There On The Table ]

[ It Was True That Wilbur Had A Lot Of Worth ]
[ Since Birth ]
[ Through Time, It All Depended On His Weight & His Girth ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
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[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]