[ When It Is Late @ Night ]
[ What Do You Have To Fight? ]

[ Is It The Bogeyman, Or Just The Dark? ]
[ Are You Afraid Enough To Call, Tony Stark? ]

[ Will Iron Man Come & Save The Day ]
[ Will He Not Chase, The Bad People Away? ]

[ What Is The Fright? ]
[ That Is Just Outside Of Your Sight? ]

[ Would Superman Be Able To See It With His X-Ray Eyes? ]
[ Will He Be Able To Pick Up The Tab ]
[ When You Want A Double Whopper, Large Coke & Fries? ]

[ Maybe Aqua Man Can Swim Faster In The Water Than Batman ]
[ Can Drive There On Land ]

[ Faster Than Über Or Lift Could Drive You To Burger King ]
[ To Get You Anything ]

[ Maybe You Will ]
[ Change Your Mind ]
[ & Ask The Incredible Hulk If He Could Give You A Lift To
     Burgerville ]

[ Whoever ]
[ Takes You Wherever ]
[ Can Never ]
[ Think That Things Would Ever ]
[ Be The Same Way Forever ]

[ Because That Just Does Not Happen To Humpty Dumpty ]
[ When He Feels So Empty ]

[ He Goes To This Liquor Store That Is So Old ]
[ They Only Sell This One Alcohol Brand ]
[ So He Stocks Up On His Favorite Tequila, Cuervo Gold ]

[ He Goes Home & Makes The House Spotless ]
[ After (3) Years Of Being Homeless ]

[ He Treasures Having One Now, With The Woman Of Wonder ]
[ Her Truth Lasso ]
[ Kept Him From Going Under ]

[ Fred Flintstone & Mrs. Jetson Sometimes Comes By &
     Questions Everything ]
[ It Never Matters What They Bring ]
[ Humpty Loves To Hear Mrs. Jetson Sing ]

[ Popeye Can Sometimes Be Seen Walking Down Mulberry
     Avenue ]
[ Because @ The End Of The Cul-De-Sac There Is An Incredible
     View ]

[ When Mr. Butterfinger & Hershey Chocolate Invites Popeye
     In ]
[ They Reminisce About Old Times ]
[ Over A Bottle Of Gin ]

[ Mr. Butterfinger No Longer Takes A Drink Of The Stuff ]
[ Because Hershey Always Had To Get Him Out Of The Bars ]
[ When The Finances Were Rough ]

[ Butterfingers Mom Will Never Let Him Live It Down Because
     He Never Waits ]
[ He Could Have Been In On The Beginning Of This Hardly Known
     Company Called Microsoft ]
[ So He Gave His (10,000) Shares Back This Guy Named Bill Gates ]

[ He Would Think That His Mom Would Let Bygones Be Bygones ]
[ But She Yells @ Him On The Phone ]
[ Every Time She Reads About The Stocks & Bonds ]

[ It Is Okay With Hershey, Because She More Than Makes Up
     The Difference ]
[ Because Of Her Inheritance ]

[ Because Of That, They Have The Biggest House On The Block ]
[ They Throw Get-Togethers ]
[ They Will Come Out & Talk ]
[ With Anybody That Comes By While Out On A Walk ]

[ So Goes The Neighborhood Of Misfits ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[  Mahalo iā ‘oe  ]
[  A hui hou mākou  ]
[  Aloha  ] ‎ 
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[  Na  ]
[  Lopaka DeVoe ]