[ Wednesday, September 22nd Was The Night That Your
     Dog Got Drunk ]
[ & Picked A Fight With An Annoying Skunk ]

[ You Had No Idea What Your Dog Was Thinking ]
[ You Found An Empty Bottle Of Mad Dog 20/20 By The
     Back Door ]
[ So You Actually Found Out What She Had Been Drinking ]

[ If She Was Drinking, It Definitely Wasn’t A Fair Fight ]
[ Don’t Skunks Have Better Sight ]
[ @ Night? ]

[ Not Fair, Not Fair ]
[ Was Your Dog Too Drunk To Care? ]
[ You Feel Extremely Bad That You Were Not Out There ]

[ While You Were Inside Writing Stories To Put On Your Blog ]
[ You Should Have Helped Your Drunk Dog ]

[ You Had Never Seen A Tipsy Dog, Until Now ]
[ You Understand The Why ]
[ You Just Do Not Understand The How ]

[ You Never Thought That We Kept Any Alcohol In Our House ]
[ Maybe You Should Take A Minute To Ask Your Spouse ]

[ Your Dog Really Came Out The Loser ]
[ You Wonder How Long That Your Sweet Innocent Freckles ]
[ Had Been A Boozer? ]

[ Do They Have An A.A. Treatment Program For Alcoholic
     Pets? ]
[ Would It Have To Be Facilitated By Trained Vets? ]
[ Any Bets? ]

[ You Dog Has Been A Loaner ]
[ You Hope That She Doesn’t Learn How To Get High ]
[ & Become A Yippee Stoner ]

[ But How Do You Deal With A Drunken Canine? ]
[ You Think That She Will Have A Real Problem ]
[ If She Started To Whine ]
[ All Night For Some Red Wine ]

[ The Situation Will Start To Get Harder ]
[ If She Will Always Demand Alcohol ]
[ Instead Of A Bowl Of Ice Cold Water ]

[ You Feel Kind Of Ashamed How She Is Turning Out ]
[ When You Keep The Booze Away From Her, She Sits & Pouts ]

[ If Anyone Out There Has Any Tips ]
[ My Dog Will Give You A Few Yips ]

[ You Hope The Skunk Stays Satisfied & Takes A Victory Lap ]
[ You Hope The Celebration Won’t Be Too Loud ]
[ So As Not To Disturb Your Dogs (10) Naps ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[  Mahalo E Ka hoa  ]
[  A hui hou  ]
[ Aloha  ]

[  Na  ]
[  Lopaka DeVoe  ]

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