[ When You Leave Home To Go To Work, Does That Mean
That You Never Had Work @ Home? ]
[ What If You Feel @ Home Where You Work? ]
[ Can You Also Feel Like You Have Work To Do @ Home? ]
[ Some Say That Home Is Where You Hang Your Hat ]
[ What If You Only Have Clothes & Pictures To Hang? ]
[ Does That Mean That You Are Never @ Home? ]
[ What Is The Difference Between A House & A Home? ]
[ Everything ]
[ The Word ( HOUSE ) Has One More Letter ]
[ ( HOUSE ) Has One More Vowell ]
[ The Letters Are Completely Different Letters, Except
For Three Letters ]
[ The ( H ), The ( O ) & The ( E ) ]
[ What Would You Be Missing If You Did Not Have The Those
Letters? ]
[ One Less Gardening Tool ]
[ Are You A Pessimist, If, When Telling Time You Say
( HALF PAST THE HOUR ) Instead Of ( 30 MINUTES UNTIL )? ] [ Speaking Of That ]
[ How Come ( HAY ) Is Horse Food & ( HEY ) Is A Casual Greeting ] [ ( HI ) Is Another Casual Greeting, But ( HIGH ) Is What Alot Of
People Do Behind Closed Doors ]
[ ( BEHIND ) Is In The Back Of The Group ]
[ & ( BEHIND ) Is What Some People Has That Gets Kicked ]
[ Well It Could Also Mean That You Are Not Keeping Up With
Something Or Someone ]
[ How Can The Word ( ASS ) Have Three Different Meanings? ]
[ Okay ]
[ ( WELL ) Now That Has Two Different Meanings ]
[ ( HOW ) Has Two Different Meanings ]
[ ( CAN ) Has Four Different Meanings ]
[ ( MEAN ) Has Three ]
[ ( DO ) Has Three Different Spellings, Meaning Different Things ] [ ( OBJECT ) Has Two Different Meanings ]
[ ( DRINK ) Has Three Different Meanings ]
[ Even ( DRUNK ) Has Two Different Meanings ]
[ One Is In The Present Tense & One Is The Past Tense ]
[ The First Tents Could Possibly Mean There May Be More ]
[ Would They Set The Tents Up In The Front Yard Or The
Backyard? ]
[ If They Set Up Tents In The Front Yard, Why? ]
[ Who Are These People That Are Setting Up The Tents On The
Sidewalk Anyways? ]
[ What Was Wrong With The Front Yard? ]
[ I Still Don’t Know Who These People Are? ]
[ Who Has This Many Tents? ]
[ If They Do Set-Up In The Front Yard, What If The Humane Society
Is Called About All Of The Stray Cats & Gerbils? ]
[ Do Gerbils Bark When They Drop & Squat? ]
[ If They Set Up Their Tents In The Backyard, Who Let Them Back
There? ]
[ What About The Rabbits That Are Living In The Attic? ]
[ They Ate Every Single Piece Of Celery That I Had In The Glove
Compartment Of The Police Car ]
[ A Really Nice Fire Fighter Flipped Me The Bird Because I Pulled
My Shorts Down & Mooned Him ]
[ You Don’t Think That He Had Any Bad Intentions For
That Finger, Do You? ]
[ The Two Police Marines Were Very Nice, Then Gave Me A Ride
Home From The Liquor Store ]
[ I Guess The Bartender @ The Lawn & Garden Section Thought
That I Was Only There To Pick-Up Chicks ]
[ I Had To Show That I Had Chickens In My Purse Too ]
[ But When I Was Walking In That Ambulance I Told The Single
Country/Western/Punk Rocker/Swing Dancer That I Had To
Pee ]
[ They Both Said That The Light Just Turned Red So It Was Time
To Swim Another Lap ]
[ I Thought That Was A Great Idea ]
[ Because I Will Just Pee In The Pool & Then Walk On The
Treadmill ]
[ But Whatever Happened With The Tents? ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
Tag: #nonsense
(401)▪︎[ Whatever Happened To Little Red? … 5•10•2021 ]
[ Why Do My Ears Hurt When I Walk My Car Home? ]
[ It Is Like My Hands Go Dizzy From The Loud Honks Waving From
The Guy Floating On The Picnic Merry-Go-Round ]
[ Why Do They Feel So Quiet? ]
[ Why Does It Hurt My Bellybutton Everytime I Sneeze? ]
[ Pepper Does That To Me When I Am Cold, Sitting On My
Shower Couch ]
[ I Have Seen It Both Ways × 4 ]
[ Why Doesn’t Blue, Yellow Or Pink Start With An ( S )? ]
[ ( OKAY ) Is Not A Dressed Up Answer ]
[ Maybe Because They Are No Longer Sold In Pairs ]
[ Now If They Were Sold In The Condiments Section @ Disneyland,
They Would Not ]
[ What Is Yours? ]
[ Orange Is The New Vegetable ]
[ Mine, Was Too + 5 =3 ]
[ I Agreed To That Objection When I Yawned, About It 2 Weeks
Ago ]
[ Speaking Of Blue, Why Are Tennis Shoes Like They Are? ]
[ But I Don’t Agree With The Soup That You Spoke ]
[ @ Times It Itches Like You Just Shoot From Your Pocket ] [ Really? ]
[ With All Of That, I Have Not Gone Under? ]
[ That Does Not Make Two Cents ]
[ I Think You Should ]
[ Again & Again, Like I Said ( HEY! ) Next Week ]
[ Betsy Ross Wanted To Sew Circles In The Flag, But She Got
Tackled Before She Could Eat ]
[ That Did Not Sound Fair Before The Sun Came Up ]
[ Does Purple Really Smell Like Chicken? ]
[ If You Took The Number 27, Please Put It Back ]
[ When Does 4 + 7 = 9? ]
[ Right Then ]
[ I Thought Only Green Did That In March ]
[ Speaking Of March … ]
[ Well? ]
[ If My Watch Had Clouds In The Water, How Much Time Did You
Save? ]
[ Try It Yesterday, It Really Does Make You Giggle ]
[ Because There Are Bubbles @ The Beginning ]
[ If It Happened Next Year, It Would Never, Ever Taste Like That ]
[ But Don’t Take The Apple Cake Out Of My Blender, Yet ]
[ I Will Never Get It ]
[ Because It Only Triangulates Twice In That Lady’s Life ]
[ It Won’t Be Before The Moon Sets ]
[ Did You Know That Grass Has Not Only Been The Color
Green? ]
[ It Has Been … ]
[ Only On Days That Rhyme With Orange ]
[ My Teddy Bear Just Yelled @ You ]
[ Umbrellas Do Not Help You Tan ]
[ But Banana’s Do Float In Jello ]
[ Only The Rainbow Kind ]
[ When Jack & Jill Went For Water, Why Didn’t They Just Turn The
Oven On? ]
[ Did You Know That The Three Bears Only Drank Coffee? ]
[ Black With Sugar, Cream & Whipped Cream ]
[ When Humpty Fell Was He Then Sunny Side Up? ]
[ Why Didn’t Little Red Riding Hood Or Little Bo Peep Ever Wear
Underwear? ]
[ Both Of Them Wore Men’s Boxers ]
[ How Come Chocolate Is Red When You Sneeze On It? ]
[ When The Pied Piper Had All Of Those Mice Following Him There
Was No Sign Of His Pet Chicken Anywhere Around ]
[ Why Was That? ]
[ The Mice Eventually Deciduated From The Piper Because He
Would Not Ever Play Jazz ]
[ Did Jack Run Away From Jill Because He Was Jealous? ]
[ Jill Had A Thing For The JOLLY GREEN GIANT ]
[ Anatomically Speaking, He Knew That He Would Not Ever
Measure Up ]
[ I Have Never Seen Anybody Sing In The Rain ]
[ I Am Not Wearing Any Panty Hose Right Now ]
[ I Felt That You Should Know ]
[ Did You Know That Little Jack Horner Was Lactose Intolerant? ] [ I Trust You On That One ]
[ Why Couldn’t The Jolly Green Giant Cross-Fit? ]
[ Was It Because He Lost His Phone? ]
[ The Big Bad Wolf Had Horrendous Smelling Hands & He Has
A CBD GUMMIES Business ]
[ The Three Little Pigs Built Their Three Houses Using Non-Union
Workers ]
[ I Saw Outside Of A Magazine That The Other Year That Some
Elephants Are Allergic To Peanut Butter & Banana Jelly Ritz
Crackers ]
[ It Is Because Of The Smell Of The Vanilla Bean ]
[ @ Times They Feel Fuzzy ]
[ Fuzzy Is A Funny Word ]
[ Fuzzy Is Not Just A Word, It Is A Funny Feeling ]
[ Right? ]
[ Well I Guess This Should Be The Beginning & I You Can Have
Two Of Them ]
[ This Was Sent With Much Love To Try To Make You Smile In
Such A Turbulent & Deciduous Time ]
[ Okay … Good Talk ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
(356)▪︎[ Boink … 4•28•2021 ]
[ Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days When Nothing
Made Sense? ]
[ & When You Go Into The Backyard ]
[ You Notice That There Are Two Tents? ]
[ Then You Felt Like Such A Goof ]
[ When You Stumbled Off Of The Roof ]
[ & Broke Your Last Tooth? ]
[ What Do You Do Now With A Crooked Smile? ]
[ When All You Want To Do ]
[ Is Swim In The Long River Of Denial ]
[ Swim, Swim Until You Reach The Dry Land ]
[ Is This Wish A Want? ]
[ Or A Demand? ]
[ Grass Clippings In The Dishwasher, Shampoo In The
Sink ]
[ How Your Journey Has Come To This Point ]
[ Has You Ice Skating On The Roller Rink ]
[ Where Do You Go From Here? ]
[ As You Cough Up Another Tear ]
[ Your Steak Does Not Taste Quite Right ]
[ When You Sneeze In Your Beer ]
[ When The Sun Rises In The West ]
[ Does It Help You Grow Hair On Your Chest? ]
[ Or Do You Go To The Grocery Store Looking For Ice Cream
That Is Good, Better, Best? ]
[ When You Turn On The Light, Does That Help You Sleep? ]
[ Or Do You Stand In The Shallow End Of The Pool ]
[ & Only Splash Water When It’s Deep? ]
[ Life Is Really Confusing When You Open Your Ears ]
[ When You Fall Out Of Bed In The Afternoon ]
[ Do You See The Thunderous Cheers? ]
[ A Snake On The Floor Beats A Bird In The Hand ]
[ Will Anyone Feel It ]
[ When You Give That Command? ]
[ Nothing Makes Sense As Long As My Knee ]
[ Life Is Really Confusing When Your Eyes Yell @ Me ]
[ Ice Cream, Ice Cream Is Always Cold On The Brain ]
[ Sometimes When You Eat It So Fast ]
[ It Feels Like You Are Swimming On A Train ]
[ Around & Around The Eyeballs Go ]
[ When Will The Stop Light Turn Yellow ]
[ I Will Never Know ]
[ Life Gets So Confusing When You Have To Say The Alphabet
Backwards In Numerical Order ]
[ Anybody Up For Burger King ]
[ As I Run For The Border? ]
[ A Taco From Baskin Robbins Sure Sounds Good Right Now ]
[ But Since I Don’t Have A Car To Walk With ]
[ I Really Won’t Know How ]
[ I Can Pick Up The Order That I Sent In Long Before Yesterday ]
[ I’ve Been Meaning To Get It ]
[ Since The 10th Of May ]
[ Life Sure Does Get Confusing The Younger I Get ]
[ I’m Sure Glad That I’ve Known You ]
[ Ever Since We Met ]
[ Make Sure You Don’t Break When You Only Mean To Bend ]
[ So Now There Is No Need To Start Over ]
[ Once You’ve Started @ The End ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
(334)▪︎[ This Won Day … 4•22•2021 ]
[ Their Wus This Won Day When Eye Was Sitting On
The Sidewalk In The Midle Of Eye5 ]
[ Eye Was Sew Sew Thank Fool That Eye Wus Still Alive ]
[ I Don’t No Y ]
[ Eye Just Wus ]
[ Because Eye M Jst That Kinf Of A Geye ]
[ Eye Don’t Think, Lyke Eye Tock ]
[ Sew, Sum Thymes Eye Jest Think Owt Seyd Of The Balks ]
[ They’re Is Never Aye Rhyme Oar Reason On Y Eye Due ]
[ The Things, That Eye Due ]
[ Some Thymes Things Just Due Knott Make Cents ]
[ Just Like Eye Can Knott Never Bee Able Two Put Up
Aye TeNt ]
[ The Polls Get All Bent & The TeNt Flaps Flap In The Wind ]
[ It Looks Sew Complecks ]
[ Eye Due Naught Know Wear Two Begin ]
[ Complex Is Knott My Middle Name ]
[ Butt When Things Due Get Complex, They Usually Point
They’re Middle Finger @ Me 2 Blame ]
[ Eye Gess Eye Can Handull The Press Sure ]
[ From Hymn & Hure ]
[ Eye Donut No Wear Eye Em Going With This ]
[ Eye Em Jest Luck King Four The Land Of Bliss ]
[ Is It Out Their? ]
[ Any Wear? ]
[ How Meny Napkins Wood Won Should Ewes? ]
[ & Witch Side Of The Newspapers ]
[ Duz Won Look Four The News? ]
[ Butt Thu News May Bee Rite In Front Of Ewe ]
[ Just Donut Look Four Sum Thing Knew ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
(212)▪︎[ The Two Paths … 4•6•2021 ]
[ If There Were Two Paths To Take & The One To The
Left Made More Cents & The One To The Right Cost
You A Dollar Which One Would You Talk To. If There Was
Such A Thing As ( THE CALL OF THE WILD ) & There Was
Nobody There, Would It Go Straight To Voice-Mail
Or Would There Be A Busy Signal Because It Was A Monday
& They Never Made A Pre-Arranged, Triple Duplicate, Yellow
Meeting Invitations. If There Was A Meeting In The Wild Would It Need To Be Near A Path So People Could Swim Up To The
Bar Like They Do In The City? How Come People In The City,
Do Not Have More Pity, For The Itty Bitty 3 Nipple Kitty, That
Has To Live Through The Nitty Gritty, Having To Endure Hours & Hours Of ( THE VERY BEST of CONWAY TWITTY ), With A Fatty,
Bald Man Whose Disposition Is So Shitty, It Has The Kitty Taking
Trips Around Town, Walking On The Ground Up & Down The Hills.
Would A Tricycle Be The Easiest One To Ride Because It Starts
With The Word ( TRI )? If Yellow Was A Number How Tall Would
The Vowell Be?I Say ( YES ) Two That Equation. If You Had A
( QUESTION ) & The Word ( EQUATION ) In Front Of You,
Which One Makes You Think The Hardest? I Say Neither Because
They Are Just Words. Whenever You Get To 3 Syllable
Words Just Take Out The ( V ) & Then Go Home. If you Ever
Had A ( KNOME ) Or A ( CLONE ) In Your Home. Which One
Would Moan That They Owned The Rust Covered Scone By
Being In The Zone, Using The Itchy Tone, That Was All Groan?
Good Answer If You Circled ( C ) On The Number Chart. Is It
An Art To Be Able To Take Apart Your Fart Standing On
Top Of The Escalating ( REMEMBER TO SOUND OUT THE
2 SYLLABLE WORDS ) CART? Or Is That Just A Start For
Bart When He Shoots @ Darts? Good Answer To That
Phone Call. Have A Good Night.
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
[ 181 ][ Okay … 3•1•2021 ]
How Do The Words ( RUN ) & ( DONE ) Sound So Much Alike
But Drastically Mean Almost Opposite Things. One
Means To Leave & One Means You Are Finished. How Did
Jack Climb The Beanstalk When He Was Afraid Of Frogs?
Little Red Ridinghood Never Liked The Color Red. She
Was More Into Yellows & Greens. But The Name ( LITTLE
YELLOW RIDINGHOOD ) Just Did Not Flow. The Three Bears
Adopted A Daughter But She Ran Away. If Having A ( BLUE )
Sky Is Good, Why Is ( FEELING BLUE ) Something Depressing?
If There Is ( EMAIL ) Through Your ( GMAIL ) Whatever Happened
To ( FMAIL )? Or Would They Call That ( FAIL MAIL )? How Did Someone Take The Words ( PILL ) & ( LOW ) & Make It Something
Comfortable To Lay Our Heads Down On? Does ( FENCE )
Mean ( DENSE ) Wood? But If It Is Made Of Wiire, What Should
It Be Called? ( WIRED )? How Come The Moon Is Not Always
Full Like The ( SUN )? We Never Call It A ( FULL SUN ). How Is
The Color ( YELLOW ) Bright Like The Sun When The Word Is
( YELL ) & ( OW ). That Sounds Like A Cry For Help To Me.
Kermit The Frog Was A Vegan & A Polygamist, Having Four
Wives Already. Humpty’s Real Name Was Herbert & He Went To
Pieces Because Of A Psychotic Break. So Of Course
All Of The Kings Men Could Not Put Him Back Together
Again Because They Were All Colorblind. But Take The Whole Premise Of That Word. Isn’t Black, White & Gray Actual Colors? So No One Is Actually ( COLOR BLIND ). The Big Bad Wolfe
Always Had A Low Self-Esteem. So That Is Why He Tried To
Blow Down The Houses Of The 3 Pigs. They Always Teased
Him About His Tail By Saying That He DID Have ONE, But
He Could Never GET Some Tail. He Had A Horrible Lisp
That Caused Him To Keep To Himself @ The Bars. Dorothy
Was Actually Running From An Abusive Family Situation.
She Never Wanted To Go Back To Indiana. That Is Where She
Had An Twin Evil Sister That Was A Year Older Than Her & Looks
Nothing Like Her. Superman & Robin Buy Their Thong
Underwear Off Of The Same Website ( UP YOUR CRACK ).
It Sells Fancy Male Underwear, Hiking Books & Really
Good Teriyaki Bat Feet. You Get A Nice Side Helping Of
Potato Salad With Every Order Over $30. Snow White
Always Pimps Out Her Dwarfs. Alfred Was Actually
Batman’s Uncle. Casper Haunts The Minds Of Only 4.87%
Of The Kids. Archie & Charlie Brown Were Actually Lovers But
They Were ( ON THE DOWN LOW ) Chuck Never Wanted Lucy To
Know Because She Was A Really Mean Drunk. Bewitched Always
Wiggled Her Nose Because She Does Too Much ( BOOGER
SUGAR ). Now You Are Up To Date On The 0550hrs.
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