[ Mary Woznewsciak Had A Little Lamb Who Was As White As
Snow ]
[ Everywhere That Mary Went ]
[ That Damn Sheep Was Sure To Go ]     

[ Mary Was Becoming As Big As A Bitch ]  
[ As Fast As She Was Getting Rich ]

[ She Found Out That Wolves Would Pay Top Dollar For Little
Lambs On The Black Market ]
[ She Heard This From A Wolf Named Chet ]   

[ He Used To Be In The (HUFF -n- PUFF) Business, Blowing Pigs Houses Down ]
[ But Now All The Pigs Live In Condos ] 
[ Right In The Middle Of Town ]

[ So It Seemed That Those Wolves Put Themselves Out Of The Business That They Had Since They Were Young ]
[ They Found Out Through The Years, That Either You Are Born With It ]
[ Or You Don’t Have Strong Enough Lungs ]

[ Now Chet Was Trying To Get Mary To Sign A Contract ]
[ When Mary Saw All Of Those 0’s ]
[ Chet Knew How She Would React ]

[ Mary Said That She Would Sleep On It ]
[ That Almost Made Chet Have A Fit ]

[ Chet Was Supposed To Bring (5) Lambs To (CHANGS CHINESE RESTAURANT) By 1900hrs Tonight ]
[ He Pleaded With Mary ]
[ Because He Did Not Want To Start A Fight ]

[ She Told Chet (I WILL GIVE THE (5) LAMBS AS A SHORT TERM
LOANER) ]
[ (I WILL DO THIS, JUST TO APPEASE THE OWNER) ]

[ Chet Delivered The Lambs To The Owner, Stan ]
[ He Ran A Clean Restaurant  ]
[ [ He Seemed Like A Good Honest Man ]

[ He Always Said (Chet, SINCE THIS IS YOU) ]
[ (I WILL PAY YOU 27% ABOVE MARKET VALUE) ]
[ & He Always Came Through ]
[ Even The Time He Could Only Bring Him One Ewe ]

[ The Next Day He Went Over To See Mary’s Flock ]
[ When He Got There He Balked ]

[ He Went To Her Door ]
[ Knocked, Then Walked In ]
[ & There It Was On The Floor ]

[ The Contract Was On The Floor, Stabbed With A Knife ]
[ After He Read It, He Feared For His Life ]

[ He Ran Home & Hurriedly Packed ]
[ He Ran To His Car ]
[ But He Was Attacked ]

[ Who Ordered The Beating ]
[ What Was This Creating? ]

[ A Grudge ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[  Mahalo E Ka hoa  ]
[  A hui hou  ]
[ Aloha  ]

[  Na  ]
[  Lopaka DeVoe  ] [酪]

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