How Do The Words ( RUN ) & ( DONE ) Sound So Much Alike
But Drastically Mean Almost Opposite Things. One
Means To Leave & One Means You Are Finished. How Did
Jack Climb The Beanstalk When He Was Afraid Of Frogs?
Little Red Ridinghood Never Liked The Color Red. She
Was More Into Yellows & Greens. But The Name ( LITTLE
YELLOW RIDINGHOOD ) Just Did Not Flow. The Three Bears
Adopted A Daughter But She Ran Away. If Having A ( BLUE )
Sky Is Good, Why Is ( FEELING BLUE ) Something Depressing?
If There Is ( EMAIL ) Through Your ( GMAIL ) Whatever Happened
To ( FMAIL )? Or Would They Call That ( FAIL MAIL )? How Did Someone Take The Words ( PILL ) & ( LOW ) & Make It Something
Comfortable To Lay Our Heads Down On? Does ( FENCE )
Mean ( DENSE ) Wood? But If It Is Made Of Wiire, What Should
It Be Called? ( WIRED )? How Come The Moon Is Not Always
Full Like The ( SUN )? We Never Call It A ( FULL SUN ). How Is
The Color ( YELLOW ) Bright Like The Sun When The Word Is
( YELL ) & ( OW ). That Sounds Like A Cry For Help To Me.
Kermit The Frog Was A Vegan & A Polygamist, Having Four
Wives Already. Humpty’s Real Name Was Herbert & He Went To
Pieces Because Of A Psychotic Break. So Of Course
All Of The Kings Men Could Not Put Him Back Together
Again Because They Were All Colorblind. But Take The Whole Premise Of That Word. Isn’t Black, White & Gray Actual Colors? So No One Is Actually ( COLOR BLIND ). The Big Bad Wolfe
Always Had A Low Self-Esteem. So That Is Why He Tried To
Blow Down The Houses Of The 3 Pigs. They Always Teased
Him About His Tail By Saying That He DID Have ONE, But
He Could Never GET Some Tail. He Had A Horrible Lisp
That Caused Him To Keep To Himself @ The Bars. Dorothy
Was Actually Running From An Abusive Family Situation.
She Never Wanted To Go Back To Indiana. That Is Where She
Had An Twin Evil Sister That Was A Year Older Than Her & Looks
Nothing Like Her. Superman & Robin Buy Their Thong
Underwear Off Of The Same Website ( UP YOUR CRACK ).
It Sells Fancy Male Underwear, Hiking Books & Really
Good Teriyaki Bat Feet. You Get A Nice Side Helping Of
Potato Salad With Every Order Over $30. Snow White
Always Pimps Out Her Dwarfs. Alfred Was Actually
Batman’s Uncle. Casper Haunts The Minds Of Only 4.87%
Of The Kids. Archie & Charlie Brown Were Actually Lovers But
They Were ( ON THE DOWN LOW ) Chuck Never Wanted Lucy To
Know Because She Was A Really Mean Drunk. Bewitched Always
Wiggled Her Nose Because She Does Too Much ( BOOGER
SUGAR ). Now You Are Up To Date On The 0550hrs.