[ Little Red Ridinghood  ]
[ Was Walking Around The Neighborhood ]
[ Up To No Good ]

[ She Saw Scooby-Doo Sitting On A Log ]
[ & She Asked ( WHAT’s UP OLD DOG? ) ]
[ ( WHY ARE JUST SITTING THERE ACTING LIKE YOUR
     HEAD IS IN A FOG? ) ]

[ After She Asked Twice ]
[ She Stopped Being Nice ]

[ Then Left Him All Alone ]
[ After Stealing His Cell Phone ]

[ Right Then A Call Came In ]
[ If She Was To Answer It ]
[ She Had No Idea How The Conversation Would Begin ]

[ Days Go By & The Phone Keeps Ringing Off Of The Hook ]
[ Apparently Scooby-Doo Went Missing ]
[ & Nobody Could Figure Out Where In The World They
     Should Look ]

[ Little Red Started Losing Sleep ]
[ Because She Felt That She Had A Big Secret She Had
    To Keep ]

[ What If She Was The Last One To See Scooby-Doo Alive? ]
[ When She Stole His Phone About Four Days Ago ]
[ Or Was It Five ]

[ Little Red Went With Her Younger Niece ]
[ When She Decided To Go Talk To The Police ]

[ She Made Up A Good Story, All The While Lying ]
[ She Even Drew Sympathy ]
[ As She Was Fake Crying ]

[ Little Red Made Up Every Little Bit ]
[ When She Was Making Up The Story About How She
     Found It ]

[ When They Left The Station She Was A Little Bit
     Relieved ]
[ Because She THOUGHT She Had Told Them A Story
     That They Believed ]

[ But Two Days Later After She Called For A Lyft Ride ]
[ & Then Went Outside ]
[ There Was A Big Sign In Her Front Yard That Said
     ( WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU LIED! ) ]

[ Now She Felt Scared ]
[ About Who Put That Sign Out There ]

[ & Who Was ( THE WE? ) ]
[ She Had No Idea Who That Could Be ]

[ This Really Troubled Her ]
[ & Made Her Feel Unsafe ]
[ & Unsure ]

[ Because She Has Lied ]
[ So Much ]
[ She Had A Hunch ]
[ That She Needed To Find ]
[ Some Place To Hide ]
[ Instead Of Going Out To Lunch ]

[ She Went Back Inside Her House ]
[ Packed 3 Bags Full Of Clothes ]
[ & Left A Goodbye Note To Bugs Bunny, Her Spouse ]

[ It Told Him ( PLEASE DON’t COME LOOKING FOR ME … ) ]
[ ( BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I WILL BE ) ]

[ When Little Red Walked Out The Front Door ]
[ & Caught A Lift Ride ]
[ Nobody Ever Saw Little Red Around The Neighborhood
     Anymore ]

[ The Scooby-Doo & Little Red Mystery ]
[ Will Always Go Down In History ]

[ As One Having To Do With The Other ]
[ Scooby’s Three Boys Miss Their Father ]
[ & Little Red’s Two Daughters ]
[ Miss Their Mother ]

~ The End ~

[ A hui hou aku ]
     ‎    ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]