Tag: #humptydumpty

(982)▪︎[ Oh Humpty … 11•22•2021 ]

[ Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Fence ]
[ Because When He Was Home Things Got Tense ]

[ Then A Young Scooby-Doo ]
[ Wanted To Come & Sit With Him Too ]

[ Humpty Did Not Even Have To Ask ]
[ When Scooby-Doo Pulled Out A Full Flask]

[ Then A Big Green Toad ]
[ Hopped In Front Of Them ]
[ & Kept Going On Down The Road ]

[ Superman Came By ]
[ In A Good Disguise ]

[ He Was In A Black Pin Striped Suit ]
[ But He Was Also Wearing Black Cowboy Boots ]

[ Because He Thought He Was A Jock ]
[ He Refused To Wear Any Black Socks ]

[ Wilma Begged & Said (PLEASE!) ]
[ Don’t Pull Your White Tube Socks Up To Your Knees ]

[ Batman Drove By In His Brand New Car ]
[ Since He Failed To Fill Up This Morning ]
[ He Won’t Get Very Far ]

[ Robin Hood Walked By Leading A Flock Of Lambs ]
[ The Way He Was Doing It ]
[ Scooby-Doo Thought It Was Just Another One Of Robin Hood’s Scams ]

[ Ever Since Fred Flintstone Got Divorced ]
[ He Hit The Bottle Hard ]
[ But Nobody Said That He Was Forced ]

[ Every Time The Subject Of His Neighbor Missing ]
[ Came Up ]
[ He Would Just Stand There Hissing ]

[ He Does Not Seem To Care ]
[ That Barney Is No Longer Living There ]

[ His Disappearance Caused Alot Of Fears ]
[ Because He Was Missing For A Little Over (2) Years ]

[ Others Learned ]
[ To Not Show Any Concern ]

[ Just Like The Growing Of A Couple Of Tumors ]
[ When Barney Disappeared, It Started Some Nasty Rumors ]

[ Were Betty & Fred In This Together ]
[ He Disappeared The Night When There Was Inclement Weather ]

[ Scooby-Doo & Humpty Decided To Go & Get A Drink ]
[ Their Goal Was To Get So Drunk ]
[ They Won’t Have To Think ]

[ About Their Up & Down Lives ]
[ With Their Children & Wives ]

[ Then George Jetson Came Into The Bar ]
[ He Took A Guess About Parking His Ship Along With The Cars ]

[ He Was Missing His Dog ]
[ He Wrote A Story About It On His Blog ]

[ Sometimes It Is Like A Surprise Punch To The Gut ]
[ When The Director Of This Sit-Com Yells (CUT!) ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[  Mahalo E Ka hoa  ]
[  A hui hou  ]
[ Aloha  ]

[  Na  ]
[  Lopaka DeVoe  ]

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(891)▪︎[ Humpty Fell? … 10•23•2020 ]

[ Humpty Dumpy Climbed A Slippery Wall ]
[ All Because He Lost His Ball ]

[ When He Got To The Very Top ]
[ He Took Out His Phone ]
[ Only To Watch It Drop ]

[ He Clasped His Hands But Only Caught
     Air ]
[ He Got Upset As He Saw His Broken Phone Down
     There ]

[ In Pieces On The Ground ]
[ He Couldn’t Call Out For Help ]
[ Because There Was Nobody Even Around ]

[ He Thought That Surely Mrs. Dumpty Will Throw A Fit ]
[ & Instead Of Empathy ]
[ All She Will Do Is Give Him Shit ]

[ She Would Say ( OH, THAT FIGURES, THAT REALLY SUCKS ) ]
[ Humpty Knew In His Heart ]
[ That Mrs. Dumpty, Thinks Humpty Only Has
Bad Luck ]

[ So He Pulled His Tequila Bottle Out Of The Back
Pocket Of His Pants ]
[ He Took Four Swallows ]
[ & Then Began To Dance ]

[ When He Felt Like The Air Was Thinning ]
[ The Scenery All Around Him Started Spinning ]

[ He Started Feeling Queasy In His Gut ]
[ Then He Felt Immense Pressure In His Butt ]
[ He Didn’t Even Have Time To Ask ( WHAT? ) ]!

[ Then Without Hesitating ]
[ His Body Began To Be A Big Blob With 2 Exits ]
[ With No Waiting ]

[ The Mess That He Was Making ]
[ Was All Because Of The Pills He Was Taking ]
[ So He Definitely Was Not Faking ]

[ The Moans & Groans That Was Coming Out Of
His Mouth ]
[ & The Mess That He Was Making Was Moving Down South ]

[ On The Sides, Front & Back Of The Slippery Wall That
He Was Standing On ]
[ Then All Of A Sudden His Balance Was Gone ]

[ Off The Wall Humpty Fell ]
[ He Was Scared ]
[ He Was So Weak,, He Could Not Even Yell ]

[ He Looked @ The Oncoming Ground & He Knew This
Was Going To Hurt Really Bad ]
[ & That Made Him Sad ]

[ So He Decided To Tuck His Legs ]
[ That Made Him Land Upright Without Any Damage ]
[ Because Humpty-Dumpty Forgot That He Was A
Hard Boiled Egg ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(880)▪︎[ What? … 10•20•2020 ]

If Humpty-Dumpty Was Living In 2020 The Kingsmen Would Never Color Him Purple. Little Red Ridinghood Would Try To
Get Married In White, But The Little Bear Stood Up & Protested By Saying ( SHE IS FAR FROM PURE! ). Papa
Bear Would Say That She Stole More Than Porridge From
Our House. The 3 Pigs Co-Existed In One House But Ran A Mechanics Shop. Before Humpty Foolishly Went Up That
Wall His Chinese Restaurant Was Shut Down Because Of
City Wide Accusations That They Were Responsible For All
Of The Missing Cats & Small Red Haired Children. The
Lady That Lived In A Shoe Was Arrested For Running &
A National Meth Lab Ring. She Smuggled All Of Their
Products In The Left Rear Hubcap Of Old 1975 Yellow
Ford Pinto’s. If There Ever Was Something Found In The
Front Right Hubcap That Would Be Baking Soda That Was
Being Delivered To A Small Rural Town In Georgia. Wild
Coyote Actually Went On To Become A Republican Senator
Working For Trump. He Was Mugged Then Kidnapped By
A Child Porn Organization Gone Wrong. N.A.M.B.L.A. Took
No Ownership For This Incident. But They Did Leave Free
Pamphlets About Their Organization @ Many Trump
Recruiting Offices. The Wicked Witch Was Shot Down By
A Sniper With Ties To The Archie’s Gang. The Flintstones
Never Liked The Rubble’s Because Bam Bam Abused Dino
When He Was A Puppy. Popeye Did Love His Spinach But
Olive Oyl Was Extremely Anorexic Because She Would
ONLY Eat Celery & Creme Soda. Sometimes Olive Oyl Would
Steal His Pipe & Smoke Crack. Many Teddy Bears Threw
Up Their Paws, Got Tired Of The Hugs & Obscene Things
Done To Them By Young Boys & Joined The Teamsters
Unions. Doctors Have Found That The Donald Is Truly A Woman
With A Really Ugly Man-Face. 2020 Has Been The Worse
Year That We Have Ever Had This Year Besides Last Year
Leading Up To This Year That Was Two Years Prior To Next
Year After That. I Fear For Next Year Because There Is
Supposed To Be A Purple Bicycle Jello Ring Uprising
Going On During The 3rd Sunset Of Everyday That
Does Not Have A ( D ) In It. If Not Then,Then When, Men
Named Ken? It Would During The Uprising Of The Pink
Slugs Drinking Beer @ The Bars. That Would Be Something
To Hear.

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]