[ One Day Old Mother Hubbard ]
[ Went & Opened Her Cupbourds ]

[ Only To Find It Completely Bare ]
[ Of Socks ]
[ Or Underwear ]
[ Since She Had No Food, That Is What She Tried To
     Put In There ]

[ Because Of The Shortages Of Food ]
[ @ The Supermarket ]
[ It Always Put Her In An Extremely Bad Mood ]

[ Food Has Become Scarce, Especially Of Her Favorite
     Vegetables ]
[ Only The Earliest Shoppers Were Able ]

[ To Get What They Wanted ]
[ Then Would Come Outside Towards The Line To Get In ]
[ & Be Happy & Walk Away After They Taunted ]

[ Every Person In Line ]
[ Messing With Everyone’s Mind ]

[ So The Old Lady Went To Her Neighbor, Scooby-Doo ]
[ When He Opened The Door, She Said ( HI, I AM YOUR
     NEIGHBOR, THE ONE WHO LIVES IN THE SHOE ) ]

[ Scooby-Doo Said ( YES I KNOW WHO YOU ARE ) ]
[ ( YOU ARE THE LADY WHO OWNS THAT BEAUTIFUL
     CAR ) ]

[ She Said, ( YES, DID YOU KNOW? ) ]
[ ( THAT IT IS A ’65 GTO? ) ]

[ After Making Some Small Talk ]
[ Then Getting The Food That She Came There For ]
[ She Set Out For Walk ]
[ Back To Her Front Door ]

[ Then Fred & Barney Drove By Really Fast ]
[ She Thought ( THEY ARE SUCH THE CUTE COUPLE ) ]
[ She Was Glad That Fred Could Get Over Barney’s
     Abusive Past ]
[ & Many Years Ago She Was Skeptical That Their
     Marriage Would Ever Last ]

[ She Was Glad That They Got Away From Those Cheating ]
[ & Thieving ]

[ Wives ]
[ Once Those Two Became Neighbors ]
[ They Started To Ruin Fred & Barney’s Lives ]

[ & Pebbles Used To Be Such The Cute & Well Behaved
     Child ]
[ But Once Wilma Got Custody Of Her In The Divorce ]
[ She Started Doing Drugs & Running Around Being Wild ]

[ But Bam Bam Turned Out To Be A Very Upstanding
    Guy ]
[ He’s The Kind Of Man That Would Never Steal Or Lie ]

[ Then On Her Way Home ]
[ She Walked By Several Neighbors That She Did Not Know ]

[ One Of Them Seemed Lazy ]
[ One Of Them Looked Shady ]
[ & The Other One Acted All Out Crazy ]

[ When The Old Lady Got Back To Her Shoe, She Put Her
     Groceries On The Bare Shelves ]
[ If & When She Replaces Her Underwear & Socks ]
[ She Would Put Them Somewhere Else ]

[ It Was Amazing What Scooby-Doo Put In A Bag For Her ]
[ Once She Gets Her SSI Disability Check ]
[ She Will Make Him A Dinner, That’s For Sure ]

[ When She Held Her Full Cupboards Open, She Was Amazed @ The
     Sight ]
[ She Thought That She Would Cook A Good Meal For Scooby-
     Doo Tomorrow Night ]

[ But Then She Heard Someone Banging On The Front Door ]
[ & She Wondered Who Could That Be ]
[ So She Grabbed Her Mossburg Double Barreled Shotgun &
     Walked Across The Floor ]
[ To Look Through The Peephole To See ]

[ It Was A Very Drunk Easter Bunny That Was Kicking The Door
     With His Big Feet ]
[ He Was Drunk & He Had The Wrong House ]
[ Since He Lived Around The Corner On A Different Street ]

[ But She Still Invited Him For A Good Meal ]
[ & When She Was Cooking ]
[ She Dumped A Whole Bottle Of Poison On The Veal ]

[ She Sat Down To Wait ]
[ As He Ate ]

[ The Poison Finally Worked & He Slumped Over Dead On His
     Seat ]
[ I Guess He Needed To Be Aware Of What He Would Eat ]

[ The Old Lady Remembered That The Easter Bunny Never Paid Back
     A Single One Of His Loans ]
[ When The Bills Came Due 3 Months Ago ]
[ She Almost Lost Everything She Owned ]

[ So She Has Always Gone By The Saying That ( REVENGE IS
     BETTER WHEN SERVED COLD ) ]
[ When She Looked Down @ The Dead Bunny ]
[ She Quietly Said ( YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD ) ]
[ ( TO ALWAYS DO WHAT YOU’re TOLD! ) ]

[ So When The Old Lady Had The Help Of Her 3 Eldest
    Children ]
[ It Was No Problem ]
[ To Drag Him ]
[ Into The Back Yard By The Huge Garden ]

[ Then They All Got Their Shovels To Dig A Fourth Grave ]
[ All Of The Money Their Mother Gives Them, They Like To Save ]

[ Once A Month The Old Lady Takes Them To The Store To Buy
     New Toys ]
[ She Loved To Hear Their Laughter & Joy ]

[ Since This Is The Fourth Grave It Was Not All That Hard ]
[ & There Is Room For Plenty More Since They Have A Big Back
     Yard ]

[ The Other Graves Belong To The Three Little Grown-Up Pigs ]
[ She Found Out Their Marijuana Growing Operation Was Getting
     Really Big ]

[ & They Told The Little Old Lady That They Didn’t Care ]
[ To Share ]

[ So She Invited The Whole Troop ]
[ Over For Dinner ]
[ & She Served Them Each, A Big Bowl Of Poisoned Tomato
     Soup ]
    
[ The Biggest Little Pig Was The One That Dropped  Last ]
[ The Other Two Went Really Fast ]

[ When The FBI Goes Looking For The Fourth Missing Man In A
     Month ]
[ Nobody Talks To Them ]
[ So It Makes Things Tough ]

[ All They Know Is That Four Men Have Gone Missing In This
     Close Knit Neighborhood ]
[ & The Chances Of Solving The Cases Does Not Look Very
     Good ]

[ 4 Down, But There Is Still One More Chump ]
[ That She Wants To Add ]
[ An Eyesore Of A House Across The Street Hides An Extremely
     Horrible Man Called Donald Trump ]
[ & What Really Doesn’t Sound Too Bad ]
[ Is If She Could Pull Off The Ultimate Bonus ]
[ By Adding Every Single Person That Calls Him Dad ]

[ But Then Will She Stop? ]
[ Making Men In The Neighborhood Drop? ]

[ That Still Remains To Be Seen ]
[ Because The Choices Are Getting Pretty Lean ]

[ But The Neighbors Never Think That It Is A Big Loss ]
[ When Men Disappear ]
[ After Picking That Sweet Old Lady To Cross ]

[ She Is The Protector Of Them All ]
[ Because When Or If Something Goes Wrong ]
[ All They Have To Do Is Give That Sweet Old Lady A Call ]

[ & Just Like The Old Lady Is Good @ Bowling ]
[ A Simple Call To Her Gets The Ball Rolling ]

[ When The Little Old Lady Moved In More Than (40) Years
     Ago ]
[ She Wanted All Her Neighbors To Know ]

[ Nobody Messes With Her Or Her Friends ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[  Mahalo iā ‘oe  ]
[  A hui hou mākou  ]
[  Aloha  ] ‎ 
  ‎
[  Na  ]
[  Lopaka DeVoe ]