[ (HO OH NO) Says Santa Clause ]
[ He Became Really Worried ]
[ Because The Icy Roof Tops, Made Santa Pause ]

[ Would He Be Able To Deliver, All Of These Bikes & Toys ]
[ To Put Under The Trees ]
[ For All Of Those Good Girls & Boys? ]

[ He Said (OH, NOW I KNOW HOW I CAN) ]
[ (I WILL GIVE A CALL, TO SUPERMAN) ]

[ So He Made That Call ]
[ But Superman’s Phone, Just Rang & Rang On The Wall ]

[ Santa Was Stumped ]
[ He Sat Down With A (THUMP) ]

[ He Needs Someone Who Has A Flying Saucer That Can Fly Above
     The Clouds ]
[ Up So High ]
[ That It Won’t Attract Any Crowds ]

[ He Knew That Geoege Jetson ]
[ Had One ]

[ When He Called, George Answered It On The Very First Ring ]
[ George Told Santa That His New Van Sized Saucer ]
[ Could Probably Hold Everything ]

[ He Told Santa, That He Would Be There In A Minute ]
[ When Santa Hung Up ]
[ George Was Almost Climbing In It ]

[ He Checked His Gauges, Especially The Ones For Gas ]
[ It Looked Like He Had A Full Tank ]
[ So George Thought, (I HOPE THAT AMOUNT WILL LAST) ]

[ Off He Went, Into The Dark Dark Sky ]
[ If He Said That He Was A Little Bit Excited To Help ]
[ He Was Not Telling A Lie ]

[ His GPS Was Instructing Him On What To Do ]
[ Like Which Ways To Turn ]
[ It Eventually Told George To Come Out Of The Clouds, To Get
     A Better View ]

[ George Started To Think, That Santa Ran Into A Problem ]
[ He Couldn’t See Santa ]
[ But Santa’s Sleigh Was Directly Below Him ]

[ So George Brought His Saucer To Solid Ground ]
[ Then He Started To Look All Around ]
[ Santa Was Nowhere To Be Found ]

[ Then Rudolph Said That He Wanted To Spill The Beans ]
[ So George Said, (BY ALL MEANS) ]

[ All Of A Sudden, George Thought That The Night Air Felt Crisp ]
[ When Rudolph Started Talking Really Fast ]
[ He Was Hard To Understand, Because He Had A Severe Lisp ]

[ Especially When He Got Really Nervous ]
[ All Of The Reindeer Started To Get Antsy ]
[ Because They Were All Brought Together, To Provide A Service ]

[ Rudolph Said A Bunch Of Super Hero’s Came By In A Very Large
     Car ]
[ Santa Told Rudolph That They Were All Going Down To The  
     Neighborhood Bar ]

[ George Was Alot More Than Miffed ]
[ Santa Had The Nerve To Leave All Of These Reindeer Just
     Standing Around ]
[ Hooked Up To A Sleigh Full Of Gifts ]

[ (3) Hours Later They See A Drunk Santa, Walking Towards Them
     In The Middle Of The Street ]
[ He Was Carrying His Boots ]
[ Because He Said, That They Hurt His Feet ]

[ George Knew That He Had To Sober Santa, Back Up ]
[ So He Went About Giving Santa Some Starbucks Black Coffee ]
[ Cup After Cup ]

[ Then, It Started To Heavily Snow ]
[ Santa Told George That They Were Way Behind Schedule ]
[ George Said (WE NEED SOME HELP)(IS THERE ANYONE YOU
     KNOW?) ]

[ Santa Then Let Out A Big Belly Laugh ]
[ He Took Out (2) Really Big Stacks Of Business Cards & Handed
     Some To George ]
[ Santa Said (I WILL CALL THESE GUYS & THEN YOU CALL
     THAT ½) ]

[ In An Hour There Was A Line Of Amazon Trucks, Maybe (2)
     Miles Long ]
[ Their Supervisor Got Out Of The First Truck & Told Santa That
     He Was Doing This All Wrong ]

[ Santa Was Told That He Should Have Faxed This List To Amazon’s
     Main Wharehouse (3) Weeks Ago ]
[ He Told Santa (THE OLD WAY THAT YOU DO THIS, IS WAY TOO
     SLOW!) ]

[ He Said (AMAZON CAN BE HIRED) ]
[ To Do This With 2nd Day Air, Once The Family Signs Up For Their
     Amazon Prime ]
[ Once The Sleigh Was Empty, He & His Reindeer Finally Retired ]
[ For The Last Time ]

[ Santa Thanked George Jetson For Coming To His Aid ]
[ Santa Felt Good About The Friends He Just Made ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[  Mahalo E Ka hoa  ]
[  A hui hou  ]
[  Aloha  ]

[  Na  ]
[  Lopaka DeVoe  ] [酪]

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