[ Fish Sticks For Breakfast, An Ice Cream Sunday For Lunch ]
[ You Have A Hunch ]
[ That You Won’t Drink Very Much ]

[ Drying Off In The Shower ]
[ Why Do The Lights Come On When You Turn Off The Power? ]

[ Walking Your Hot Dogs On A Leash ]
[ After You Give A Can Of Soda To Each ]

[ Sometimes The Rain Really Dries You Out ]
[ How Come You Fart, When You Try To Shout? ]

[ When The Waves Come In ]
[ Is That Committing A Sin? ]
[ Or Is That When The Starfish Likes To Go For A Spin ]

[ Root Beer On The Rocks ]
[ Sandwiches On The Sand ]
[ When Your Shoes Get Wet You Have Dry Socks ]
[ In A Can ]

[ Why Does Your Dog Purr When You Give Her A Bath? ]
[ Why Does She Lift Her Leg To Pee ]
[ When You Start Doing Math? ]

[ Root Beer Tastes Yummy ]
[ When You Rub Your Next-Door Neighbors Tummy ]

[ Why Do People Put An Angel On Top Of Their Tree ]
[ It Seems Fiscally Irresponsible ]
[ When The Cost Is Free ]

[ The Moonlight Is Making Your Morning Alarm Clock Blare ]
[ Why Do You Have To Put On Pantyhose ]
[ When You Are Not Wearing (3) Pairs Of Underwear? ]

[ Snow In The Spring ]
[ The Dong Sounding Before The Ding ]
[ You Have To Stand Up To Say ]
[ That These Are Your (11) Of Your Most Favorite Things ]

[ When Ever You Drink Coke ]
[ It Bubbles In Your Armpit & Makes Your Big Toe Choke ]

[ Red Licorice To Wash With When You Are In The Tub ]
[ Washing The Floors, While Stepping On (1) Glove ]

[ Make A Wish Whenever You Open A Can Of Butter ]
[ Having The Hair On Your Feet Go All A-Flutter ]

[ Getting Sleepy With The High Noon Sun ]
[ Hoping To Win The Sweepstakes Lottery Just Once ]

[ You Have A Flat Tire On Your Snow Mobile ]
[ & You Have A Banana Peel ]
[ Hanging From Your Bicycle Wheel ]

[ Your Hair Net Is Starting To Lose It’s Mustard ]
[ & Your Hot Dog Is Covered With Pumpkin Custard ]

[ (1) & (1) Still Equals A Kiss In The Telephone Booth ]
[ Do You Still Want Santa Clause To Bring You Your Only
     Front Tooth? ]

[ But Santa Is About As Real As The Bearded, (1) Legged Tooth
     Fairy ]
[ Do You Actually Believe He Can Bounce From Rooftop To
     Rooftop With That Big Bag Of Toys He Would Have To Carry? ]

[ In The World Of Make Believe ]
[ Do The Words (PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ) Actually Give You Relief? ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[  Mahalo E Ka hoa  ]
[  A hui hou  ]
[ Aloha  ]

[  Na  ]
[  Lopaka DeVoe  ]

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