[ Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days When Nothing
     Made Sense? ]
[ & When You Go Into The Backyard ]
[ You Notice That There Are Two Tents? ]

[ Then You Felt Like Such A Goof ]
[ When You Stumbled Off Of The Roof ]
[ & Broke Your Last Tooth? ]

[ What Do You Do Now With A Crooked Smile? ]
[ When All You Want To Do ]
[ Is Swim In The Long River Of Denial ]

[ Swim, Swim Until You Reach The Dry Land ]
[ Is This Wish A Want? ]
[ Or A Demand? ]

[ Grass Clippings In The Dishwasher, Shampoo In The
     Sink ]
[ How Your Journey Has Come To This Point ]
[ Has You Ice Skating On The Roller Rink ]

[ Where Do You Go From Here? ]
[ As You Cough Up Another Tear ]
[ Your Steak Does Not Taste Quite Right ]
[ When You Sneeze In Your Beer ]

[ When The Sun Rises In The West ]
[ Does It Help You Grow Hair On Your Chest? ]
[ Or Do You Go To The Grocery Store Looking For Ice Cream
     That Is Good, Better, Best? ]

[ When You Turn On The Light, Does That Help You Sleep? ]
[ Or Do You Stand In The Shallow End Of The Pool ]
[ & Only Splash Water When It’s Deep? ]

[ Life Is Really Confusing When You Open Your Ears ]
[ When You Fall Out Of Bed In The Afternoon ]
[ Do You See The Thunderous Cheers? ]

[ A Snake On The Floor Beats A Bird In The Hand ]
[ Will Anyone Feel It ]
[ When You Give That Command? ]

[ Nothing Makes Sense As Long As My Knee ]
[ Life Is Really Confusing When Your Eyes Yell @ Me ]

[ Ice Cream, Ice Cream Is Always Cold On The Brain ]
[ Sometimes When You Eat It So Fast ]
[ It Feels Like You Are Swimming On A Train ]

[ Around & Around The Eyeballs Go ]
[ When Will The Stop Light Turn Yellow ]
[ I Will Never Know ]

[ Life Gets So Confusing When You Have To Say The Alphabet
     Backwards In Numerical Order ]
[ Anybody Up For Burger King ]
[ As I Run For The Border? ]

[ A Taco From Baskin Robbins Sure Sounds Good Right Now ]
[ But Since I Don’t Have A Car To Walk With ]
[ I Really Won’t Know How ]

[ I Can Pick Up The Order That I Sent In Long Before Yesterday ]
[ I’ve Been Meaning To Get It ]
[ Since The 10th Of May ]

[ Life Sure Does Get Confusing The Younger I Get ]
[ I’m Sure Glad That I’ve Known You ]
[ Ever Since We Met ]

[ Make Sure You Don’t Break When You Only Mean To Bend ]
[ So Now There Is No Need To Start Over ]
[ Once You’ve Started @ The End ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
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[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]