Tag: #asha

(571)▪︎[ So Many Textures!! … 7•12•2021 ]

[ ( OH NO, THERE ARE SO MANY TEXTURES HERE! ) Is
     What You Scream ]
[ Four Or Five @ The Same Time Has Never Been A Dream ]

[ It Is More Like A War Going On In Your Mouth ]
[ You Quickly Spit It Out ]

[ Who Dared To Talk You Into Eating That One? ]
[ Think It Was Me, Because I Wanted To Have Some Fun ]

[ It Was Something That Was Was Totally Harmless ]
[ It Would Have Disolved In Your Mouth Under (3) Seconds
     @ Best ]

[ I Can’t Get Very Much By You These Days ]
[ & Believe Me, I Try To, In All Different Ways ]

[ But It So Much Fun To See & Hear Your Reactions ]
[ It Is More Fun Than Throwing You An Issue That Involves
     Math Fractions ]

[ Because I Am A Much Better Friend To You Than Math Has
     Ever Been ]
[ I Have Never Asked You To Multiply, Then ]
[ Divide 3.1638953079473 By Ten ]

[ I Am A Much Better Friend Than That ]
[ & No I Never Disliked When You Were Wearing A Hat ]

[ Your Hat Selection Was Always Very Amusing ]
[ How They Fit Into The Ambiance Of Your Outfits Was
     Always Confusing  ]

[ You Always Came Here For My Son ]
[ But You Would Eventually Come Back To Talk To Me
     Because You Were So Done ]

[ You Never Stood In Front Of Me Being Mild & Meek ]
[ & Through Your Time Here ]
[ I Think That I Have Almost Become An Expert @
     ( ASHA SPEAK ) ]

[ If You Were An Outsider, The ( HMMs, EMs HMMs, & MMs )
     Might Drive You Delirious ]
[ But I Come To Call That ( PART OF THE ASHA EXPERIENCE ) ]

[ I Guess To Some It Would Be Like ( GOING DAKINE ) ]
[ To Alcohol Drinkers It Would Be Like The Feeling You Get
     When You Dink Fine Wine ]

[ Enough Of The Hawaiian Coming Out From Me ]
[ Whenever You Eat Something New, It Is So Fun To Sit
     Back & See ]

[ How You Look It Over ]
[ Then How You Smell It All Over ]

[ Then There Is THE First Small Taste ]
[ Then If You Like It, There Will Be No Waste ]

[ When It Comes To Have An Experience With A ( FOODY ) You
     Are My First ]
[ I Loved It When It Took You (3) Days To Get Up The Nerve
     To Ask Me For A Water ]
[ To Quench Your Thirst ]

[ The ( ASHA EXPERIENCE ) Will Not Stop Here ]
[ Ash, Do I Make My Point Clear? ]

~ Ka hopena ~

[  Mahalo iā ‘oe  ]
[  A hui hou mākou  ]
[  Aloha  ] ‎ 
  ‎
[  Na  ]
[  Lopaka DeVoe ]

(429)▪︎[ Who Is This Asha? … 5•22•2021 ]

[ Who Is This Asha Woman In A Nutshell? ]
[ Well … ]
[ Okay, I Will Tell ]

[ She Cannot Be Explained In Simple Terms ]
[ She Is A Woman Of Alot Of Words ]

[ She Is A Whole Lot Of Fun & Sometimes Very Predictable ]
[ If She Was A Piece Of Furniture She Would Be A Dining
     Room Table ]
[ A Solid & Incredibly Strong Base ]
[ & Always Dependable ]

[ She Can Be Small But Then Expanded By Adding A Leaf ]
[ She Is Totally Transparent ]
[ & Never Hides Anything, Like A Thief ]

[ What You See Is What You Get ]
[ Her Temperature Rarely Changes ]
[ Like Going Cold After Accidentally Getting Wet ]

[ But Then, If You Ask ]
[ If She Could Do A Task ]

[ That Is When The Humor Starts ]
[ After Asking Her To Fold A SWEATSHIRT ]
[ I Had To Break Down The Instructions Into Several Simple
     Parts ]

[ Show Her How To Fold Them In Thirds Really Neat & Nice ]
[ But The Whole Concept Confuses Her ]
[ Because In Her Eyes The SWEATSHIRT Was Only Folded
     Twice ]

[ She Is Complex, Concerning, Comedic & Confusing ]
[ She Is Also As Sweet, Beautiful & Intelligent As She
     Is Tall ]
[ & When Her Sense Of Humor Comes Out, She Is Downright
     Amusing ]

[ She May Ask Questions Alot ]
[ & When She Puts On This One Certain Red Dress ]
[ You Can’t Believe Your Eyes, Because She Looks HOT! ]

[ & If You Could Get Up The Nerve ]
[ You Should Ask Ms. Asha ( DAMN, WHERE DO HIDE THOSE
     CURVES? ]

[ While You Show Her The Respect ]
[ That Was Not One Image That You Would Ever Expect ]

[ She Has Such A Fast Personality She Can Barely Keep
     Up With Herself @ Times ]
[ If You Watch & Really Listen To Her ]
[ Many Things Wind Up In The Stories That Rhyme ]

[ Ms. Asha Is As Honest As They Come ]
[ It Would Be A Huge Mistake For Anyone To Call Her Dumb ]

[ Her Integrity Is Beyond Question ]
[ Sometimes Her Responses CAUSES Questions ]

[ Truth To Be Told ]
[ Asha Is Sincere Instead Of Cold ]
[ & In Most Instances ]
[ She Has The Biggest Heart Of Gold ]

[ If You Ever Have ALOT Of Time & Patience & Want To
     Have Some Fun ]
[ Ask Asha To Do A Task That She Has Never Done ]

[ Then Stand Back & Watch ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]