(387)▪︎[ Wilbur The Pig … 5•3•2021 ]

[ The Book Would Be Called ( CELEBRATE WILBUR … 
     THE OTHER WHITE MEAT ) ]
[ Then The Movie Would Be Called ( THE MORNING MEAL …
     HE IS GOOD TASTING FROM THE SNOUT, TO THE FEET ) ]

[ When Wilbur Would Get Sunburned He Would Always
     Hear ( I SMELL BACON ) Coming From His Brother? ]
[ That Would Make Him Scramble & Hide Behind His Mother ]

[ & Wilbur Never Cared For The Teasing That He Got
     When He Mispronounced His Words ]
[ But When He Would Say Arch-Itecture ]
[ That Was The Funniest Version Of That Word That His Friends
     Had Ever Heard ]

[ Wilbur Was Fun To Be Around In That ( CHARLETTES
     WEB ) Book ]
[ @ That Time In His Life That Was The Best That He Had Ever
     Looked ]

[ Every Day Charlotte Would Get Madder & Madder ]
[ Because Whenever Wilbur Was In The House ]
[ He Would Lose All Control Of His Bladder ]

[ Around Every Corner He Would Stop ]
[ & Squat ]
[ Leaving Charolette To Wonder ( THIS IS WHAT I’ve GOT? ) ]

[ He Would Have Horrible Nightmares When He Would
     Be Yelling ( PLEASE, PLEASE … ) ]
[ ( DON’t TURN MY SKULL INTO A LOAF OF HEAD CHEESE! ) ]

[ Wilbur Started The Countdown Towards The End Of His Life ]
[ One Of His Biggest Regrets Was He Saved His Virginity
     For His Future Wife ]

[ There Were Many Times Where He Noticed A Cute Squiggly
     Female Tail ]
[ & Because He Never Did Anything ]
[ He Only Bought Blow Up Pig Dolls Through The Mail ]

[ He Thinks That Charlotte Fed Him All That She Did, To Make
     Him Even Fatter ]
[ Then One Day He Got Stuck On Top Of The Roof ]
[ When His Brothers Went & Hid The Ladder ]

[ What Was Wilbur Doing Up On The Roof In The First
     Place? ]
[ Compared To The Normal Pigs ]
[ Wilbur Was Fast Becoming The Farms Biggest Disgrace ]

[ He Had Always Heard The Saying ( WHEN PIGS FLY ) ]
[ He Wanted To See If That Was Something True ]
[ Or Was It A Big Lie ]

[ Wilbur Really Tried To Milk His Noteriety ]
[ That Just Showed His Continuing Immaturity ]

[ Charlotte Never Let On About Her True Intentions ]
[ He Never Knew That She Was Taking Him To State
     Fairs ]
[ Because He Was Only Told The She Was Showing Him
     Off During Ordinary Business Conventions ]

[ One Time He Overheard Someone Say ( HE IS AS BIG
     AS A WHALE ) ]
[ When He Stepped Off The Scale ]

[ Wilbur Never Felt That He Should Be Afraid Of Harm ]
[ While He Lived On The Farm ]

[ Until A Strange Man Came Up To Wilbur & Asked Him
     If He’d Ever Heard Of The Dish ( PIGS in a BLANKET )? ]
[ He Told Wilbur That He Would Be The Best Pig That
     He Had Ever Met ]
[ But Definitely Not As A Pet ]

[ One Day Wilbur Just Disappeared & His Story Than Became
     A Fable ]
[ One Night No One Noticed That He Was Joining Them For
     Dinner ]
[ Because He Had An Apple In His Mouth Covered With Barbeque
     Sauce When He Laid There On The Table ]

[ It Was True That Wilbur Had A Lot Of Worth ]
[ Since Birth ]
[ Through Time, It All Depended On His Weight & His Girth ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(062)▪︎[ Others Are Way Too Stressed … 1•17•2021 ]

[ Everyone Around Me Is Stressed Up To Their
     Eyeballs ]
[ Around Every Corner I Turn ]
[ I Run, Right Into Brick Walls ]

[ I Hear Their Words & Pick Up On Their Tone ]
[ So I Guess That Says ]
[ I Need To Do More Things On My Own ]

[ Things Are Said For Informational Purposes @
     Times ]
[ When Words Are Said ]
[ My Mind Tells Me To Read Between The Lines ]

[ Point Out Someone Who Does Not Do That  Every Single
     Day ]
[ I Have Found That Not Everything Was Said ]
[ In Whatever They Are Trying To Say ]

[ Not That Everything Has Hidden Meaning In Between The
     Words ]
[ But After Everything Is Said & Done ]
[ I Sometimes Wonder Did I HEAR What I Just Heard? ]

[ Alot Of Times I Am Right ]
[ & Sometimes I Am Wrong ]
[ But Sometimes The Light ]
[ That I Turn On ]
[ Is Really Bright ]
[ & Strong ]

[ It Is Tough To Give Up Control & Rely On Others ]
[ But As I See ]
[ How Can They Help Me ]
[ If They Are Trying To Handle Their Own Struggles? ]

[ I Know That My Problems Are Not More Important Than
     Theirs ]
[ To Them ]
[ Because Others Do Not Care ]
[ About My Own Personal Problems ]

[ So If I Am Alot More Quiet @ Times ]
[ It Is Not Out Of Disrespect ]
[ I Could Be Writing Rhymes ]
[ About Things That Makes Me Upset ]

[ Whenever I Write A Rhyme ]
[ I Always Feel Like That Was A Good Use Of My Time ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(893)▪︎[ Some Never Change … 10•24•2020 ]

[ The Eyes Are Useless When The Mind Is Blind ]
[ They Can’t Help You See ]
[ That Your Actions @ The Moment Will Put You In
A Bind ]

[ A Closed Mind Will Never Let You Hear ]
[ When Something That Used To Be So Far Away ]
[ Is Now Very Near ]

[ When You Have Those Times When You Think That The
World Stops @ The Tip Of Your Nose ]
[ You Will Find Out That The Consequences You Get ]
[ May Be The Results Of The Choices That You Chose ]

[ On This Path That You Are Now Walking On ]
[ Life Can Become Fragile & Temporary ]
[ You Could Wake Up One Morning & All That You Have
Grown To Love Is Now All Gone ]

[ Maybe @ The Fork In The Road In Your Life ]
[ You Hastily Decided To Go Left ]
[ Before Everyone Else Went Right ]

[ It Is Not So Much That You Took The Easier Low Road ]
[ But It Seemed @ Times ]
[ That You Made Everyone Around You See That You Hardly
Ever Pulled Your Own Load ]

[ Society Knows That They Are A Social Bunch ]
[ Always Loving Companionship For Dinner, Breakfast Or
Lunch ]

[ A Possible Reason Why Society Is Bitter, Anti-Social & Mean ]
[ May Be Because This Virus ]
[ Made Everybody Self Quarantine ]

[ Social Deprivation Can Have Very Harmful Effects]
[ It Can Cause Some People To Disrespect ]
[ Others That They Suspect ]

[ That May Have Contracted & Spread The COVID-19
Deadly Virus ]
[ That Is Harming & Killing Us ]

[ With A Closed Mind, So Goes Your Vision ]
[ A Closed Mind Can Also Cause Division ]

[ Amongst The Family & Friends That Would Always
Stand By Your Side ]
[ Would It Affect Your Pride ]
[ When You Found Out Who Had Constantly Lied ]

[ To Your Face? ]

[ If You Were Not Sure ]
[ Who They Were ]

[ Would You Want To Know Which Girl, Which Guy? ]
[ If So, Why? ]

[ When The Water Gets Turbulent For The Fair Weathered
Friends They Are The First One’s To Bail ]
[ They Will No Longer Return Your Calls ]
[ Or Respond To Your Numerous, Inquiring Emails ]

[ They Will Look & Find ]
[ The Smallest Reasons ]
[ To Erase The Thoughts About You In Their Mind ]
[ & Then Become Devoid Of All Compassion ]
[ As They Decide To Leave You Behind ]

[ You Will Feel That Their Mind Has Shut Off & Shut Down ]
[ So Where Once Your Eyes Saw Pretty Colors ]
[ All They See Now Is Grays & Browns ]

[ But Do Not Lower Yourself & Walk In Their Footsteps ]
[ & Then Do That To Others ]
[ Because You Know How It Feels To Be Left ]
[ By Your Mother & Brothers ]

[ A Closed Mind Prevents You From Growing Throughout
The Upcoming Days, Months & Years ]
[ It Is Not A Guarantee That A Closed Mind Protects You
From The Shedding Of Tears ]

[ Open Your Mind & Eyes Then Take The Headphones Off
Of Your Ears ]
[ & Your Head ]
[ Then Make A Stand To Listen To What Is Said Right Here ]
[ Instead ]

[ Of Trying To Listen To What Is Going On Over There ]
[ For If It Involved You]
[ You Would Hope That They Would Share ]
[ It With You, Too ]

[ Don’t Say ( NOPE ) ]
[ & Jump Ship ]
[ Because You Felt There Was No Hope ]

[ Some People With A Closed Mind Will Stand There For
Awhile ]
[ & Give You Their Best Smile ]
[ All The While ]
[ Wondering What Is Going On Down The Road About A Mile ]

[ Then You Come To Realize Some Close Minded People
Never Intend To Change ]
[ They Feel In Their Mind That Would Be Doing Something
Extremely Strange ]

[ That Is When You Decide To Rearrange Your Priorities
& Make Better Use Of Your Effort & Time ]
[ If You Choose To Put One More Minute Into Them ]
[ That Would Be The Most Egregious Crime ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(888)▪︎[ Grief Is … 10•21•2020 ]

[ Grief Is Such A Tricky Thing ]
[ You Can Never Know The Amount Of Emotions
It Can Bring ]

[ One Minute You Are Up & Then The Next You Are
Down ]
[ On Your knees ]
[ Staring @ The Ground ]

[ Tears Rolling Down Your Face Dripping Down Your
Chin ]
[ Eyeballs Rolling Back ]
[ Because The Scenery Around You Is Starting To Spin ]

[ But Then It’s Gone ]
[ As Fast As It Came On ]

[ You Pick Yourself Up & Say That You Are Doing
Okay ]
[ Maybe For That Moment ]
[ Maybe For That Day ]

[ But Memories Can Be A Double Edged Sword Of The
Worst Kind ]
[ It All Depends On Which Side Of The Sword ]
[ Landed Upright In Your Mind ]

[ Was It A Blessing ]
[ Memory? ]
[ Or Will It Be Messing ]
[ With A Memory Of Someone That You Will No Longer See? ]

[ Good Times & Bad ]
[ Thinking Of All Of The Regrets That You Had ]
[ Makes You Sad ]
[ When Loved Ones Depart Too Early ]
[ That Could Make You Mad ]

[ The Simplest Thing Can Trigger Your Grief ]
[ But It Is Not So Simple To Find Relief ]

[ You Could Hit The Pills ]
[ & Then The Bottle ]
[ To Make You Extremely Ill ]

[ Alcohol Can Help You Escape YOU ]
[ But You Eventually Wake Up ]
[ So You Never Do ]

[ Grief Is A Snap Of The Finger Away From Starting ]
[ Because You Never Get Over The Dearly Departing ]

[ You May Not Have Known Them Since Birth ]
[ To Gauge Their Total Worth ]
[ On This Earth ]

[ But If You Look Back From The Start ]
[ When They Became A Part ]
[ Of Your Heart ]

[ You Can Let Out A Big Smile ]
[ If Only For A Little While ]

[ Then Tuck Them Away Into Your Quite Large Memory
Bank ]
[ & Saying Their Name Is A Way To Say Thanks ]

[ Then Thrive ]
[ & Stay In Drive ]
[ For As Long As You Are Alive ]

[ Because YOU Still Are ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(884)▪︎[ It Just Doesn’t … 10•21•2020 ]

[ Oftentimes Things Just Don’t Make Sense ]
[ That Is Why You Could Never Have Enough Dollars ]
[ To Even Buy Two Tents ]

[ Being Down To Earth ]
[ Shows Its Worth ]
[ Since Birth ]

[ So Who Could Point Their Middle Finger ]
[ @ All Of Those Who Linger? ]

[ Not Even The Most Insane Man ]
[ Really Can ]

[ But As They Pass Buy ]
[ They Wonder Why ]
[ That Weird Guy ]
[ Standing Over There ]
[ Was Giving Them The Evil Eye ]

[ They Just Don’t Understand ]
[ The Commands ]
[ Of Those Demands ]

[ This May Not ]
[ Be Alot ]
[ Or Fit Into Your Soft ]
[ Slot ]
[ But It Won’t Rot ]
[ So Don’t Act Like A Snot ]
[ Because If You Think That You are So Hot ]
[ Let Me Put You On The Spot ]
[ So Look Inside Of That Big Rusty Pot ]
[ & Then Show Me What You’ve Got ]
[ … Ya, That’s What I Thought! ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(883)▪︎[ Robert Had A Package … 10•21•2020 ]

[ Robert Had This Package, That Was Manufactured In A
Facility That Mike Owns. Mike’s Partner Theo, Who Was The Second Cousin Of Mack, Wanted To Call Phil, Who Lives Next To
Cathy & Stevens Konkubut, Whose Kids William, Willy, Wally,
Wilma & Hugh, Go To School With Grace & Her Brother Xavier.
Then Karla Walked Up & Cut In Front Of Stan, To Get Next To
Franklin Who Was Holding Pinkies With Zza Zzz, Whose Mom
Giselle Warned Nancy About Dave’s Gonorrhea, Because
Richard Got It Too. Paul Knew This Because Vernon’s Dad
George Examined Sally, Stacie, Susie, Sarah & Freda @ The [ DISEASE CLINIC ] Whose Owner Quentin Married Fred During A Ceremony @ The 7-11 On Brookhurst Circle That Connects To Klamath Avenue, Which Connects To Googlehash Street. That Street Winds Up Through Burke Drive. That Leads To A Dead
End. But If You Leave Your Car, Bus, Train, Taxi Or Train
Right There You Could Always Hop Over The Fence, Get By Barnabas, The Viscous Toy Poodle That Belongs To Milton’s Son
Squeemie, Squeeze Through The Gate Next To The Houshman’s House, Walk Down The Driveway, Go Across The Street To The Ashto House & Ask To Borrow Their Moped. Then You Would Be On Raleigh Street & On Your Way. But On Your Way To Do What?
Oh, Hey, There Is This Unique Sushi/Cheeseburger/Sub Ice
Cream Store Right Around The Corner On Wyndman’s Street
That Connects To I-13 & If You Take That All The Way South
& After Driving 27.94 Miles & Making 2 Left Turns, 1 U-Turn
& Several Circles It Dead-Ends Into A Forest. Did You Know
That The Word Forest Was Originally Made Up Here, In Japan?
Well Neither Did I. But That Is A WHOLE Different Desciduous
Story To Tell. But If You Did Not Want To Go For That Drive
You Could Always Leave The Moped @ The Samuels House
With Either Sonny, Cher, Goober Or Walter. But Never Leave
Anything With Their Brother Zelbert Because He Does Know
His ABC’s Yet. They Are Trying To Potty Train Him, But He
Won’t Stop Eating Paint. Horace Jackport & His Nice Family
Of Millie, Billie, Willie, Tiller & Hank Live Three Doors Down
Next To That One Chinese Blonde Man, Wallah, Who Does Late Night Infomercials On Netflix About The Medicinal Powers Of
Of Grape/Mint/Fruit Flavored Bubblegum. They Are
Always Nice To Eat A Norwegian Asian Soul Food Dinner
With. You Could Also Leave The Chef Mongo A Tip With
Bit-Coin. But How Will You Ever Get Robert’s Package
Delivered To … Oh Hold On. Okay, Got To Go, My Swiss Melt
Roast Beef Hot Pocket Is Done So Now I Must Shower.
Good Talk ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(881)▪︎[ Right Now? … 10•21•2020 ]

[ As The Sun Rises, The Wonder Sets In ]
[ So Many Ideas Are Swirling Around ]
[ You Just Don’t Know Where To Begin ]

[ Maybe You Should Make A List, With The Most
Important Ones Put @ The Top ]
[ After Prioritizing Them ]
[ The Rest Will Drop ]

[ In Line ]
[ Coming To A Grand Total Of 9 ]
[ That’s Not Too Many ]
[ That Would Be Fine ]

[ The Sun Won’t Set Or Rise Because Of The Amount
Of Things That You Have Accomplished In The Last
20 Hours ]
[ No, God Has Never Handed You Those Powers ]

[ As You Drift Off Into Your Dream State ]
[ Did It Feel Like Someone Let You Into All Of This
By Opening The Backyard Gate? ]

[ Will Anybody @ This Get-Together Be So Nice
@ Your Grave? ]
[ Would Any Of These People Ever Give You A Nice Wave ]
[ Why Are Just Now Being All Of The Rave? ]
[ Was This The Best Time To Behave? ]

[ So Why Now? ]
[ So … How? ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(880)▪︎[ What? … 10•20•2020 ]

If Humpty-Dumpty Was Living In 2020 The Kingsmen Would Never Color Him Purple. Little Red Ridinghood Would Try To
Get Married In White, But The Little Bear Stood Up & Protested By Saying ( SHE IS FAR FROM PURE! ). Papa
Bear Would Say That She Stole More Than Porridge From
Our House. The 3 Pigs Co-Existed In One House But Ran A Mechanics Shop. Before Humpty Foolishly Went Up That
Wall His Chinese Restaurant Was Shut Down Because Of
City Wide Accusations That They Were Responsible For All
Of The Missing Cats & Small Red Haired Children. The
Lady That Lived In A Shoe Was Arrested For Running &
A National Meth Lab Ring. She Smuggled All Of Their
Products In The Left Rear Hubcap Of Old 1975 Yellow
Ford Pinto’s. If There Ever Was Something Found In The
Front Right Hubcap That Would Be Baking Soda That Was
Being Delivered To A Small Rural Town In Georgia. Wild
Coyote Actually Went On To Become A Republican Senator
Working For Trump. He Was Mugged Then Kidnapped By
A Child Porn Organization Gone Wrong. N.A.M.B.L.A. Took
No Ownership For This Incident. But They Did Leave Free
Pamphlets About Their Organization @ Many Trump
Recruiting Offices. The Wicked Witch Was Shot Down By
A Sniper With Ties To The Archie’s Gang. The Flintstones
Never Liked The Rubble’s Because Bam Bam Abused Dino
When He Was A Puppy. Popeye Did Love His Spinach But
Olive Oyl Was Extremely Anorexic Because She Would
ONLY Eat Celery & Creme Soda. Sometimes Olive Oyl Would
Steal His Pipe & Smoke Crack. Many Teddy Bears Threw
Up Their Paws, Got Tired Of The Hugs & Obscene Things
Done To Them By Young Boys & Joined The Teamsters
Unions. Doctors Have Found That The Donald Is Truly A Woman
With A Really Ugly Man-Face. 2020 Has Been The Worse
Year That We Have Ever Had This Year Besides Last Year
Leading Up To This Year That Was Two Years Prior To Next
Year After That. I Fear For Next Year Because There Is
Supposed To Be A Purple Bicycle Jello Ring Uprising
Going On During The 3rd Sunset Of Everyday That
Does Not Have A ( D ) In It. If Not Then,Then When, Men
Named Ken? It Would During The Uprising Of The Pink
Slugs Drinking Beer @ The Bars. That Would Be Something
To Hear.

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(878)▪︎[ A Treadmill… 10•20•2020 ]

[ Sometimes Life Seems Like You Are On A
Treadmill ]
[ Trudging Along ]
[ Getting Your Fill ]

[ Of The Garbage That Is Out There In Society ]
[ All For Everyone To See]

[ But Do You Share ]
[ Your Dirty Laundry Out There? ]

[ If You Do, Then Why? ]
[ Why Are You That Type Of Girl Or Guy? ]

[ Walking Through Life Without A Care In The World ]
[ Life Couldn’t Get Any Better ]
[ After You Found Your Number 1 Girl ]

[ But Then You See That The Scenery Never Changes
Around You ]
[ There Are No Bright Yellows Or Pinks ]
[ Only Blue ]
[ That Makes You Think ]
[ ( WELL, WHAT CAN I DO? ) ]

[ Then You Find ]
[ That Nothing Comes To Mind]

[ Damn, You’re Trapped! ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]

(877)▪︎[ Temper … 10•20•2020 ]

[ Sometimes You Reach For The Elevator Button That
Takes You Up ]
[ & Sometimes You Reach In The Cabinet For A Plate
But Can Only Reach A Cup ]

[ Do You Adjust Or Wait? ]
[ What Will Set Your Mind Straight? ]

[ There’s Always The Stairs To Take ]
[ & Sometimes You Don’t Always Need A Plate ]

[ What To Do? What To Do? ]
[ This Is The Question That Your Mind Asks You ]

[ Do You Look Like A Clown ]
[ As You Throw A Childish Temper Tantrum ]
[ & Jump Up & Down? ]

[ Or Do You Compose Yourself & Walk Up The 37
Flights Of Stairs ]
[ You Tell Yourself That This Would Be Good For You &
It Can Give You Some Air ]
[ But Next Time You Won’t Do This On A Dare ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
  ‎
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]