[ Some Things Can Go Up & Never Come Down ]
[ Have You Ever Seen Dreams Or Smoke ]
[ Hit The Ground? ]
[ When Being Right May Be Wrong ]
[ Is There Ever A Time When Being Weak ]
[ Is Better Than Being Strong? ]
[ If You To Go To Portland, Or Anywhere ]
[ Up There ]
[ Be Aware ]
[ There Have Been Over A Hundred Days Of Unrest ]
[ It Would Not Be Wise Right Now To Be A Guest ]
[ Everywhere You Go You See The Essential Workers ]
[ Giving Their Best ]
[ It Feels Like We Are Smack In The Middle ]
[ Of A Very Hard Social Science Test ]
[ We Seem Unable To Come Up With The Correct Answers ]
[ All Of This Hate & Violence ]
[ Is Becoming One Of Society’s Worst Cancers ]
[ It Spreads & Spreads ]
[ It Attacks The Soul ]
[ & The Head ]
[ It Will Continue To Roll ]
[ Until A Big Part Of Society ]
[ Is Either Injured Or Dead ]
[ Nobody Knows When This Hell On Earth Will Come To
A Stop ]
[ It Stresses People Most Everywhere ]
[ Making Some People Drop ]
[ Will Anyone Dare ]
[ To Care? ]
[ Will Someone Extend Their Hand? ]
[ Or Will They Stand There ]
[ & Stare? ]
[ @ The Fallen Woman Or Man ]
[ To Help Someone Get Back Up & To Be Whole ]
[ Say Or Do Something Good ]
[ To Warm Their Soul ]
[ Does Anyone Want To Take On That Role? ]
[ Now It Seems ]
[ That Some People’s Dreams ]
[ Have Turned Into Nightmares & Loud Screams ]
[ We Have A Virus That Keeps Killin’ ]
[ When You Ask For Help ]
[ Nobody Is Willin’ ]
[ It Seems Like You Cannot Sit Back ]
[ & Just Be Chillin’ ]
[ Stay 6 Feet Apart @ All Times ]
[ & Stores Can Only Accept Credit Or Debit Cards ]
[ Because No One Wants To Touch A Stranger’s Dollars Or Dimes ]
[ Society Is Fast Becoming A Very Impersonal Crowd ]
[ Where We Were Once Proud ]
[ The Majority Has Gone Quiet ]
[ While A Very Very Very Small Group Of People Have Become Destructive
& Quite Loud ]
[ Making Their Actions & Views ]
[ Being Shown Daily On The News ]
[ So Gatherthings That Used To Include ]
[ Everyone ]
[ Are Being Replaced With People Who Are Plain Rude ]
[ To Anyone ]
[ If You Are Not Part Of Their Group ]
[ & In The Loop ]
[ You Are Left In The Kitchen ]
[ Eating Your Soup ]
[ & Start Becoming Reclusive ]
[ Negative ]
[ No Longer Positive ]
[ Because Of All These Fires The Air Is Thick With Smoke ]
[ When You Breathe In ]
[ You Can Start To Choke ]
[ With All Of These Fires ]
[ There Are Actually People That Still Might Say ( EVERYTHING HAPPENS
FOR A REASON ) ]
[ Would They Be A Liar ]
[ If They Can’t Find One For This Years Destructive Fire Season? ]
[ I Guess Some Reasons Can Be Good While Others Can Be Bad ]
[ When I Think Of All Of The Loss I Could Become Mad ]
[ When I Think Of All The Displaced People ]
[ I Could Get Really Sad ]
[ Everywhere You Look It Is So Dry ]
[ Can Mother Nature Give Us Rain? ]
[ Or @ Least Try? ]
[ Mother Nature Is Destroying Itself ]
[ When Tomorrow Comes ]
[ Can She Try Something Else? ]
[ It Seems Like There Are Catastrophies Happening In Many States ]
[ All @ The Same Time ]
[ Making Us To Forever Remember What Happened On These Dates ]
[ Fire Has Destroyed So Many Cars & Houses ]
[ Some Were Only Able To Save Their Kids & Spouses ]
[ Everything They Earned ]
[ They Learned ]
[ Were Gone & Burned ]
[ How Do You Help, What Can You Give? ]
[ What Do People Need? ]
[ So They Can Get Back To Some Form Of Normalcy Where They
Used To Live? ]
[ Some May Never ]
[ Some Things Are Gone Forever ]
[ Has The Word ( HOPE ) ? ]
[ Been Replaced By The Answer ( NOPE ) ? ]
[ Can We Pray For Rain In Tomorrows Weather? ]
[ Together? ]
[ Lately It Seems Like It Is Now … Or Never ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
Author: rdvoe165
(745)▪︎[ Stickley … 6•3•2020 ]
[ This Story May Come Across As Disrespectful ]
[ To This Person ]
[ But I Needed To Say Something About Some Comments
That He Wrote That Were Very Hateful ]
•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•
[ Dear FB Friends & Love Ones ]
[ I Got An Idea About A Story ]
[ That Turned Out To Be Alot Of Fun ]
[ It Has Come To My Attention About This Most Horrible
Human Being ]
[ He Has Been Texting Some Friends Of Mine ]
[ The Most Disgusting Texts That I Have Ever Seen ]
[ I Have Been Finding Out Real Fast ]
[ That He Is Not Being The Same Person ]
[ That I Remember From My Past ]
[ From The Comments That I Have Been Reading, He Has
Turned Into The Biggest Ass ]
[ Of Our 1981 Class ]
[ The Comments He Made About My Close Friends Spouse ]
[ Made Him Look As Big As A Tiny Field Mouse ]
[ Because It Seems That He Rules His World So Full Of Hate ]
[ I Have A Whole Lot Of Sympathy For His Mate ]
[ Has He Ever Grasped The Meaning Of Loving Thy Neighbor? ]
[ Or Has He Always Been An Angry, Spiteful Hater? ]
[ I Have Really Disliked What He Had Sent To My Friends ]
[ Randy Stickley Attacks The Golden Rule ]
[ Until It Bends ]
[ But He’ll Find, That Karma Has A Way Of Coming Around &
Punching Disgusting People In Their Face ]
[ Putting Those People In Their Rightful Place ]
[ One Thing That He May Soon Find ]
[ Is That He Belongs @ The Back Of The Line ]
[ I Am Not The Kind Of Writer To Call A BHS Classmate Out ]
[ After Reading Those Comments On FB ]
[ There Was A Need For A Story Without A Doubt ]
[ When It Comes To Being High Class & Having Good Taste ]
[ He Has Turned Into A Big Pile Of Human Waste ]
[ & I Don’t Make That Conclusion In Haste ]
[ From What I’ve Heard & Read ]
[ He Has Become Really Sick In The Head ]
[ I Think His Longtime Psychiatrist ]
[ Needs To Increase His Meds ]
[ Because The Right Medications Can Really Work ]
[ But Not On The Type Of Personality ]
[ That Makes Him Such The Jerk ]
[ I Think That He Should Find Out ]
[ That High Doses Of Lithium Comes With Their Own Perks ]
[ Like A Slow Shuffle & Constant Drooling On The Chin ]
[ If He Could Take Himself Out Of Society ]
[ Then We Are The Ones That Win ]
[ If We All Sign A Petition ]
[ We Could Get This Dream To Begin ]
[ I Just Want His Hateful Messages To Come To An End ]
[ & Get Down On His Knees ]
[ Then Give The Biggest Apology To My Beautiful Female Friends ]
[ I’ve Known These Women For A Very Long Time ]
[ Their Show Of Courage & Their Ability To Rise Above The Sewage ]
[ Helped Me Write These Rhymes ]
[ Because When He Stooped So Low To Write All Of That Junk ]
[ His Mirror Made Him Think He Is A Hunk ]
[ His Hateful Words Just Made Him Look Like A Punk ]
[ The Comments Were Aimed @ Their Heart ]
[ Trying To Rip It Apart ]
[ It Always Shows That Men Of His Kind ]
[ Are Only Legends In Their Own Mind ]
[ He Really Showed Lynn & Sami What Kind Of Horrible Man ]
[ He Has Turned Out Be ]
[ I Have Done The Best That I Can ]
[ Even Though I Never Revealed His Big Effort He Gave To Try
To Swindle Me ]
[ I Quickly Saw Through His Act ]
[ Because He Lives In Fantasy Land ]
[ & Hates The Hard Facts ]
[ I’m Sure I Am Going To Get Alot Of Hateful & Threatening Comments
For Writing This ]
[ But To All Of Those Friends Of His ]
[ Let Me Bend Over & I Will Point To What They Can Kiss ]
[ As I Bring This Story To A Positive End ]
[ I Will Always Be Loyal & Stick Up For Every Friend ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
(783)▪︎[ No Reasoning … 9•15•2020 ]
[ Sometimes There Is No Reasoning With Someone
That Thinks From The Other Side ]
[ Even Before You Try ]
[ You Know That You Are In For A Bumpy Ride ]
[ What Do You Say? ]
[ How Do You Say It? ]
[ It Could Last More Than A Day ]
[ To Even Discuss A Little Bit ]
[ People Believe What They’ve Heard ]
[ So They Stand Their Ground ]
[ They Won’t Believe Another Word ]
[ Of Anyone Still Standing Around ]
[ Divide & Conquer Is The Mantra In Their Head ]
[ That Has Been The Main Thought ]
[ Ever Since It Was Said ]
[ By The Leader That They Blindly Follow ]
[ When They Are Shown The Facts ]
[ The Words Come Out Hollow ]
[ If Their Leader Said It, Then It Is Sold ]
[ No Matter How Bold ]
[ No Matter How Cold ]
[ You Can Obviously See ]
[ That They Always Do Exactly What They Are Told ]
[ Lost Sheep Is What They Look Like Some Days ]
[ They Will Mimic Their Leaders Ways ]
[ Then They Ignore Those Who Stray ]
[ It Is Never Worth The Effort ]
[ If You Start To Try ]
[ You Probably Should Stop Short ]
[ Then Turn & Abort ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
[ 781 ][ Just 1 Choice … 9•14•2020 ]
[ I Have Gaping Holes In My Heart ]
[ & I Don’t Know How To Close Them ]
[ Before I Completely Fall Apart ]
[ When I Thought That I Really Knew Some People I
Found That I Really Did Not ]
[ I Close My Eyes & Think About What I’ve Got ]
[ I Think About Good Friends ]
[ But I Don’t Have Alot ]
[ 1 Or Two, But Definitely ]
[ Not More Than Three ]
[ I Count 2 Who Actually Checks In With Me ]
[ I Reach Out, But Nobody Is Home ]
[ I Wonder How They Are Doing ]
[ But Nobody Lets Me Know ]
[ If My Accounts Go Quiet, Would Anybody Notice That
I Wasn’t There? ]
[ If I No Longer Shared ]
[ Would Anybody Care? ]
[ I’m Not Throwing Myself A Pity Party Of One ]
[ I Don’t Like Doing That ]
[ Because Those Parties Are Never Fun ]
[ I Am So So Glad That I Don’t Have Any Access To My Meds ]
[ I Would Really Worry About What Is Going On In My Head ]
[ My Little Internal Voice ]
[ Would Only Talk About One Choice ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
(387)▪︎[ Wilbur The Pig … 5•3•2021 ]
[ The Book Would Be Called ( CELEBRATE WILBUR …
THE OTHER WHITE MEAT ) ]
[ Then The Movie Would Be Called ( THE MORNING MEAL …
HE IS GOOD TASTING FROM THE SNOUT, TO THE FEET ) ]
[ When Wilbur Would Get Sunburned He Would Always
Hear ( I SMELL BACON ) Coming From His Brother? ]
[ That Would Make Him Scramble & Hide Behind His Mother ]
[ & Wilbur Never Cared For The Teasing That He Got
When He Mispronounced His Words ]
[ But When He Would Say Arch-Itecture ]
[ That Was The Funniest Version Of That Word That His Friends
Had Ever Heard ]
[ Wilbur Was Fun To Be Around In That ( CHARLETTES
WEB ) Book ]
[ @ That Time In His Life That Was The Best That He Had Ever
Looked ]
[ Every Day Charlotte Would Get Madder & Madder ]
[ Because Whenever Wilbur Was In The House ]
[ He Would Lose All Control Of His Bladder ]
[ Around Every Corner He Would Stop ]
[ & Squat ]
[ Leaving Charolette To Wonder ( THIS IS WHAT I’ve GOT? ) ]
[ He Would Have Horrible Nightmares When He Would
Be Yelling ( PLEASE, PLEASE … ) ]
[ ( DON’t TURN MY SKULL INTO A LOAF OF HEAD CHEESE! ) ]
[ Wilbur Started The Countdown Towards The End Of His Life ]
[ One Of His Biggest Regrets Was He Saved His Virginity
For His Future Wife ]
[ There Were Many Times Where He Noticed A Cute Squiggly
Female Tail ]
[ & Because He Never Did Anything ]
[ He Only Bought Blow Up Pig Dolls Through The Mail ]
[ He Thinks That Charlotte Fed Him All That She Did, To Make
Him Even Fatter ]
[ Then One Day He Got Stuck On Top Of The Roof ]
[ When His Brothers Went & Hid The Ladder ]
[ What Was Wilbur Doing Up On The Roof In The First
Place? ]
[ Compared To The Normal Pigs ]
[ Wilbur Was Fast Becoming The Farms Biggest Disgrace ]
[ He Had Always Heard The Saying ( WHEN PIGS FLY ) ]
[ He Wanted To See If That Was Something True ]
[ Or Was It A Big Lie ]
[ Wilbur Really Tried To Milk His Noteriety ]
[ That Just Showed His Continuing Immaturity ]
[ Charlotte Never Let On About Her True Intentions ]
[ He Never Knew That She Was Taking Him To State
Fairs ]
[ Because He Was Only Told The She Was Showing Him
Off During Ordinary Business Conventions ]
[ One Time He Overheard Someone Say ( HE IS AS BIG
AS A WHALE ) ]
[ When He Stepped Off The Scale ]
[ Wilbur Never Felt That He Should Be Afraid Of Harm ]
[ While He Lived On The Farm ]
[ Until A Strange Man Came Up To Wilbur & Asked Him
If He’d Ever Heard Of The Dish ( PIGS in a BLANKET )? ]
[ He Told Wilbur That He Would Be The Best Pig That
He Had Ever Met ]
[ But Definitely Not As A Pet ]
[ One Day Wilbur Just Disappeared & His Story Than Became
A Fable ]
[ One Night No One Noticed That He Was Joining Them For
Dinner ]
[ Because He Had An Apple In His Mouth Covered With Barbeque
Sauce When He Laid There On The Table ]
[ It Was True That Wilbur Had A Lot Of Worth ]
[ Since Birth ]
[ Through Time, It All Depended On His Weight & His Girth ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
(062)▪︎[ Others Are Way Too Stressed … 1•17•2021 ]
[ Everyone Around Me Is Stressed Up To Their
Eyeballs ]
[ Around Every Corner I Turn ]
[ I Run, Right Into Brick Walls ]
[ I Hear Their Words & Pick Up On Their Tone ]
[ So I Guess That Says ]
[ I Need To Do More Things On My Own ]
[ Things Are Said For Informational Purposes @
Times ]
[ When Words Are Said ]
[ My Mind Tells Me To Read Between The Lines ]
[ Point Out Someone Who Does Not Do That Every Single
Day ]
[ I Have Found That Not Everything Was Said ]
[ In Whatever They Are Trying To Say ]
[ Not That Everything Has Hidden Meaning In Between The
Words ]
[ But After Everything Is Said & Done ]
[ I Sometimes Wonder Did I HEAR What I Just Heard? ]
[ Alot Of Times I Am Right ]
[ & Sometimes I Am Wrong ]
[ But Sometimes The Light ]
[ That I Turn On ]
[ Is Really Bright ]
[ & Strong ]
[ It Is Tough To Give Up Control & Rely On Others ]
[ But As I See ]
[ How Can They Help Me ]
[ If They Are Trying To Handle Their Own Struggles? ]
[ I Know That My Problems Are Not More Important Than
Theirs ]
[ To Them ]
[ Because Others Do Not Care ]
[ About My Own Personal Problems ]
[ So If I Am Alot More Quiet @ Times ]
[ It Is Not Out Of Disrespect ]
[ I Could Be Writing Rhymes ]
[ About Things That Makes Me Upset ]
[ Whenever I Write A Rhyme ]
[ I Always Feel Like That Was A Good Use Of My Time ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
(893)▪︎[ Some Never Change … 10•24•2020 ]
[ The Eyes Are Useless When The Mind Is Blind ]
[ They Can’t Help You See ]
[ That Your Actions @ The Moment Will Put You In
A Bind ]
[ A Closed Mind Will Never Let You Hear ]
[ When Something That Used To Be So Far Away ]
[ Is Now Very Near ]
[ When You Have Those Times When You Think That The
World Stops @ The Tip Of Your Nose ]
[ You Will Find Out That The Consequences You Get ]
[ May Be The Results Of The Choices That You Chose ]
[ On This Path That You Are Now Walking On ]
[ Life Can Become Fragile & Temporary ]
[ You Could Wake Up One Morning & All That You Have
Grown To Love Is Now All Gone ]
[ Maybe @ The Fork In The Road In Your Life ]
[ You Hastily Decided To Go Left ]
[ Before Everyone Else Went Right ]
[ It Is Not So Much That You Took The Easier Low Road ]
[ But It Seemed @ Times ]
[ That You Made Everyone Around You See That You Hardly
Ever Pulled Your Own Load ]
[ Society Knows That They Are A Social Bunch ]
[ Always Loving Companionship For Dinner, Breakfast Or
Lunch ]
[ A Possible Reason Why Society Is Bitter, Anti-Social & Mean ]
[ May Be Because This Virus ]
[ Made Everybody Self Quarantine ]
[ Social Deprivation Can Have Very Harmful Effects]
[ It Can Cause Some People To Disrespect ]
[ Others That They Suspect ]
[ That May Have Contracted & Spread The COVID-19
Deadly Virus ]
[ That Is Harming & Killing Us ]
[ With A Closed Mind, So Goes Your Vision ]
[ A Closed Mind Can Also Cause Division ]
[ Amongst The Family & Friends That Would Always
Stand By Your Side ]
[ Would It Affect Your Pride ]
[ When You Found Out Who Had Constantly Lied ]
[ To Your Face? ]
[ If You Were Not Sure ]
[ Who They Were ]
[ Would You Want To Know Which Girl, Which Guy? ]
[ If So, Why? ]
[ When The Water Gets Turbulent For The Fair Weathered
Friends They Are The First One’s To Bail ]
[ They Will No Longer Return Your Calls ]
[ Or Respond To Your Numerous, Inquiring Emails ]
[ They Will Look & Find ]
[ The Smallest Reasons ]
[ To Erase The Thoughts About You In Their Mind ]
[ & Then Become Devoid Of All Compassion ]
[ As They Decide To Leave You Behind ]
[ You Will Feel That Their Mind Has Shut Off & Shut Down ]
[ So Where Once Your Eyes Saw Pretty Colors ]
[ All They See Now Is Grays & Browns ]
[ But Do Not Lower Yourself & Walk In Their Footsteps ]
[ & Then Do That To Others ]
[ Because You Know How It Feels To Be Left ]
[ By Your Mother & Brothers ]
[ A Closed Mind Prevents You From Growing Throughout
The Upcoming Days, Months & Years ]
[ It Is Not A Guarantee That A Closed Mind Protects You
From The Shedding Of Tears ]
[ Open Your Mind & Eyes Then Take The Headphones Off
Of Your Ears ]
[ & Your Head ]
[ Then Make A Stand To Listen To What Is Said Right Here ]
[ Instead ]
[ Of Trying To Listen To What Is Going On Over There ]
[ For If It Involved You]
[ You Would Hope That They Would Share ]
[ It With You, Too ]
[ Don’t Say ( NOPE ) ]
[ & Jump Ship ]
[ Because You Felt There Was No Hope ]
[ Some People With A Closed Mind Will Stand There For
Awhile ]
[ & Give You Their Best Smile ]
[ All The While ]
[ Wondering What Is Going On Down The Road About A Mile ]
[ Then You Come To Realize Some Close Minded People
Never Intend To Change ]
[ They Feel In Their Mind That Would Be Doing Something
Extremely Strange ]
[ That Is When You Decide To Rearrange Your Priorities
& Make Better Use Of Your Effort & Time ]
[ If You Choose To Put One More Minute Into Them ]
[ That Would Be The Most Egregious Crime ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
(888)▪︎[ Grief Is … 10•21•2020 ]
[ Grief Is Such A Tricky Thing ]
[ You Can Never Know The Amount Of Emotions
It Can Bring ]
[ One Minute You Are Up & Then The Next You Are
Down ]
[ On Your knees ]
[ Staring @ The Ground ]
[ Tears Rolling Down Your Face Dripping Down Your
Chin ]
[ Eyeballs Rolling Back ]
[ Because The Scenery Around You Is Starting To Spin ]
[ But Then It’s Gone ]
[ As Fast As It Came On ]
[ You Pick Yourself Up & Say That You Are Doing
Okay ]
[ Maybe For That Moment ]
[ Maybe For That Day ]
[ But Memories Can Be A Double Edged Sword Of The
Worst Kind ]
[ It All Depends On Which Side Of The Sword ]
[ Landed Upright In Your Mind ]
[ Was It A Blessing ]
[ Memory? ]
[ Or Will It Be Messing ]
[ With A Memory Of Someone That You Will No Longer See? ]
[ Good Times & Bad ]
[ Thinking Of All Of The Regrets That You Had ]
[ Makes You Sad ]
[ When Loved Ones Depart Too Early ]
[ That Could Make You Mad ]
[ The Simplest Thing Can Trigger Your Grief ]
[ But It Is Not So Simple To Find Relief ]
[ You Could Hit The Pills ]
[ & Then The Bottle ]
[ To Make You Extremely Ill ]
[ Alcohol Can Help You Escape YOU ]
[ But You Eventually Wake Up ]
[ So You Never Do ]
[ Grief Is A Snap Of The Finger Away From Starting ]
[ Because You Never Get Over The Dearly Departing ]
[ You May Not Have Known Them Since Birth ]
[ To Gauge Their Total Worth ]
[ On This Earth ]
[ But If You Look Back From The Start ]
[ When They Became A Part ]
[ Of Your Heart ]
[ You Can Let Out A Big Smile ]
[ If Only For A Little While ]
[ Then Tuck Them Away Into Your Quite Large Memory
Bank ]
[ & Saying Their Name Is A Way To Say Thanks ]
[ Then Thrive ]
[ & Stay In Drive ]
[ For As Long As You Are Alive ]
[ Because YOU Still Are ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
(884)▪︎[ It Just Doesn’t … 10•21•2020 ]
[ Oftentimes Things Just Don’t Make Sense ]
[ That Is Why You Could Never Have Enough Dollars ]
[ To Even Buy Two Tents ]
[ Being Down To Earth ]
[ Shows Its Worth ]
[ Since Birth ]
[ So Who Could Point Their Middle Finger ]
[ @ All Of Those Who Linger? ]
[ Not Even The Most Insane Man ]
[ Really Can ]
[ But As They Pass Buy ]
[ They Wonder Why ]
[ That Weird Guy ]
[ Standing Over There ]
[ Was Giving Them The Evil Eye ]
[ They Just Don’t Understand ]
[ The Commands ]
[ Of Those Demands ]
[ This May Not ]
[ Be Alot ]
[ Or Fit Into Your Soft ]
[ Slot ]
[ But It Won’t Rot ]
[ So Don’t Act Like A Snot ]
[ Because If You Think That You are So Hot ]
[ Let Me Put You On The Spot ]
[ So Look Inside Of That Big Rusty Pot ]
[ & Then Show Me What You’ve Got ]
[ … Ya, That’s What I Thought! ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]
(883)▪︎[ Robert Had A Package … 10•21•2020 ]
[ Robert Had This Package, That Was Manufactured In A
Facility That Mike Owns. Mike’s Partner Theo, Who Was The Second Cousin Of Mack, Wanted To Call Phil, Who Lives Next To
Cathy & Stevens Konkubut, Whose Kids William, Willy, Wally,
Wilma & Hugh, Go To School With Grace & Her Brother Xavier.
Then Karla Walked Up & Cut In Front Of Stan, To Get Next To
Franklin Who Was Holding Pinkies With Zza Zzz, Whose Mom
Giselle Warned Nancy About Dave’s Gonorrhea, Because
Richard Got It Too. Paul Knew This Because Vernon’s Dad
George Examined Sally, Stacie, Susie, Sarah & Freda @ The [ DISEASE CLINIC ] Whose Owner Quentin Married Fred During A Ceremony @ The 7-11 On Brookhurst Circle That Connects To Klamath Avenue, Which Connects To Googlehash Street. That Street Winds Up Through Burke Drive. That Leads To A Dead
End. But If You Leave Your Car, Bus, Train, Taxi Or Train
Right There You Could Always Hop Over The Fence, Get By Barnabas, The Viscous Toy Poodle That Belongs To Milton’s Son
Squeemie, Squeeze Through The Gate Next To The Houshman’s House, Walk Down The Driveway, Go Across The Street To The Ashto House & Ask To Borrow Their Moped. Then You Would Be On Raleigh Street & On Your Way. But On Your Way To Do What?
Oh, Hey, There Is This Unique Sushi/Cheeseburger/Sub Ice
Cream Store Right Around The Corner On Wyndman’s Street
That Connects To I-13 & If You Take That All The Way South
& After Driving 27.94 Miles & Making 2 Left Turns, 1 U-Turn
& Several Circles It Dead-Ends Into A Forest. Did You Know
That The Word Forest Was Originally Made Up Here, In Japan?
Well Neither Did I. But That Is A WHOLE Different Desciduous
Story To Tell. But If You Did Not Want To Go For That Drive
You Could Always Leave The Moped @ The Samuels House
With Either Sonny, Cher, Goober Or Walter. But Never Leave
Anything With Their Brother Zelbert Because He Does Know
His ABC’s Yet. They Are Trying To Potty Train Him, But He
Won’t Stop Eating Paint. Horace Jackport & His Nice Family
Of Millie, Billie, Willie, Tiller & Hank Live Three Doors Down
Next To That One Chinese Blonde Man, Wallah, Who Does Late Night Infomercials On Netflix About The Medicinal Powers Of
Of Grape/Mint/Fruit Flavored Bubblegum. They Are
Always Nice To Eat A Norwegian Asian Soul Food Dinner
With. You Could Also Leave The Chef Mongo A Tip With
Bit-Coin. But How Will You Ever Get Robert’s Package
Delivered To … Oh Hold On. Okay, Got To Go, My Swiss Melt
Roast Beef Hot Pocket Is Done So Now I Must Shower.
Good Talk ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]