[ Awile Ago I Wrote A Story About My Drunk Dog ]
[ After My Dog Proof Read It ]
[ She Allowed Me To Post It On My Blog ]
[ Whenever My Blog Got A (LIKE) On Her Story I Would Let
Her Know ]
[ She Would Point Her Nose Up & Bark (SO) ]
[ Sad To Say She Is Still Drinking Until She Gets Drunk ]
[ (1) Day I Could Not Find Her Until I Heard Snoring
Coming From The Car Trunk ]
[ My Dog Has Never Been Accused Of Being Boring ]
[ It Was Entertaing Listening To Her Snoring ]
[ My Dog Is A Really Good Functioning Alcoholic ]
[ She Drinks To Excess Every Night On The Days That End
In (Y) ]
[ She Has Never Called In Sick ]
[ I Cannot Get Her Off Her (MD20/20)
[ In Her Doghouse ]
[ I Have Found That She Always Has Plenty ]
[ Why Can’t She Be A Good Dog, Instead Of The Hassle She Is ]
[ (1) Night She Was So Drunk ]
[ She Was Chasing Some Of The Neoghbohood Kids ]
[ She Doesn’t Go Goth ]
[ She Eats Some Dish Soap ]
[ So All The Kids Thinks She Is Ill Because Of The Froth ]
[ I Always Have To Explain To The Neighbors Who Has The
Thought In Their Head ]
[ I Tell Them (NO, SHE IS NOT ONE OF THE WALKING DEAD!) ]
[ My Son Thinks That I Should Not Tell Them ]
[ I Just Don’t Want My Drunk Dog To Become A Problem ]
[ I Sure Am Glad That She Does Not Have Access To The Car Keys ]
[ Than She Would Go Wherever She Pleased ]
[ Well She Does This Now ]
[ To The Degree Of Alcohol She Guzzels ]
[ I Have No Idea How ]
~ Ka hopena ~
[ Mahalo E Ka hoa ]
[ A hui hou ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ] [酪]
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