[ What Does It Feel Like To Be Born Under, A Dark Cloud? ]
[ Then Never Achieving A Single Thing Where You Can
Feel Proud? ]
[ It Is Like The Feeling Of Having The Bad Luck, Of 10
Cracked Mirrors ]
[ That Adds Up To A Total Of 70, Bad Luck Years ]
[ Everything That You Try To Do, Goes Belly Up ]
[ When You Want To Order A Bowl Of Soup ]
[ They Figure That You Only Deserve A Small Cup ]
[ What Is Up With All Of This Bad Luck? ]
[ When You Go To The Auto Dealership, To Buy A Nice Car ]
[ The Bank Only Finances You, For A Basic 2-Wheel Drive Truck ]
[ Around Every Corner, You Hit A Brick Wall ]
[ Whenever You Fall ]
[ Do You Have Anyone To Call? ]
[ You Know ]
[ That Would Be A ( NO ) ]
[ You Were Told @ A Very Young Age ]
[ That You Need To Control Your Temper & Rage ]
[ & That If You Want To Make A Friend ]
[ You Must, Be A Friend & Learn How To Bend ]
[ Let Your Friend Start First ]
[ Before You Do, Do Something To Help Quench Their Thirst ]
[ But You Try & Try Some More ]
[ Nobody Will Come & Knock On Your Door ]
[ Then By Chance ]
[ You Were Invited To A Party ]
[ Where You Watched This Stunning Young Lady Dance ]
[ Her Eyes Were Closed ]
[ & She Was Wearing Such Nice Clothes ]
[ She Was Moving Slowly To The Music’s Beat ]
[ But You Did Not Want To Stare ]
[ So You Walked Away To Get Something To Eat ]
[ The Music Changed & She Walked Up To The Table ]
[ You Wanted To Introduce Yourself ]
[ But You Felt That You Were Unable ]
[ She Started To Introduce Herself ]
[ You Were Hoping That She Was Talking To You, Not Some
One Else ]
[ You Smiled & Said ( HI ) ]
[ You Kept Telling Yourself To Just Be Yourself ]
[ Because You Have Never Been A Suavey Talking Guy ]
[ You Were Able To Keep Eye Contact While You Were
Talking ]
[ So You Were Having A Nice Conversation While You
Were Walking ]
[ Then You Both Walked Into The Kitchen ]
[ Then A Very Tall Good Looking Man Came Up To You
Both ]
[ & She Introduced You To Her Husband ]
[ ( THIS COULD ONLY HAPPEN TO YOU ) You Thought ]
[ Now You Have The Emotions Of A Robot ]
[ Here You Thought That You Had Found The One ]
[ Then You Found Out That She Was Only Having Some Fun ]
[ Maybe You Should Not Leave The House ]
[ In That Futile Seach For Your Spouse ]
~ Ka hopena ~
[ Mahalo iā ‘oe ]
[ A hui hou mākou ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]