(285)▪︎[ That Darn Bunny … 4•5•2021 ]

[ I Was Going To Trap The Easter Bunny Before Halloween
Because She Has A Direct Telephone Connection To Popeye ]
[ Ever Since I Was Young I Have Wanted To Share A Spinach Meal
With Him ]
[ Olive Oyl Would Not Join Us Because She Would Be In New Jersey Helping Her Mom Celebrate A Little Known Jewish
Holiday Called Rashard ]
[ Her Mom Used To Be In Florida But She Did Not Like The Storms ]
[ Aida & Myron Storms Were Neighbors That Lived 3 Miles Away In The Neighboring State Of Montana ]
[ the Storms Were Obnoxious Atheists ]
[ They Would Howl @ The Moon When It Was 2:17pm ]
[ There Was A Time When She Wanted To Move To Alaska, But She Had An Allergy To Carrots ]
[ Mini Mouse Used To Pickle The Best Carrots But Someone Stole The Only Jars That She Had Shoplifted From The Jack in the Box On Watchamucallit Street]
[ That Used To Be A Bankrupt Business Down On Mission Street ]
[ They Had To Change The Name, Because No Business Likes To
Call Themselves ( BANKRUPT ) ]
[ Whenever I Don’t Drive On Mission Street I Always Need To Eat @ The Pancake House That Is On The Corner Of S.E. ( WHAT ) & N.W. ( HOW ) ]
[ Sometimes The Street Signs Can Get Confusing Because If
You Come To ( WHY ) Street, You Have Gone Too Far ]
[ It Is A Really Questionable Corner But Once You Understood
The Why, You Can Skateboard Through The Freeway With All Of The Other Swimmers ]
[ Then You Take One More Left & If You Reach The Lake You Found
Out That You Couldn’t Find Your House ]
[ Because Your Home Is On Red Rock S.E. So You Took One Too Many Über Rides ]
[ So I Figured Out … ]
[ Oh, Another Thing That I Like 2 Due Is Righting Confusing Dinners 4 Sum Friends ]
[ Butt … ]

~ The End ~

[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]   ‎ 
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[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]