[ Do The Words Blue, Pipe, Yellow, Sixteen & Nine All Have
Four Letters In It? ]
[ Okay, Right? ]
[ When It Is Warm @ Night Does That Mean That The Son Is Out? ]
[ What Color Would Five O’clock Look Like Upside Down? ]
[ If I Asked Ewe A Question Tomorrow Would You Give Me A
Sheepish Answer? ]
[ Why Now? ]
[ I Think The Real Story Revolved Around The Sister Of The Three
Little Pigs ]
[ They Were Never Really Nice To Her By Making Her Live In A
Trailer In The Bad Part Of Town In Albany, New York ]
[ But Wait, Albany, Connecticut Does Not Have A Good Part Of
Town, So She Lived In Her Car ]
[ She Was The Black Sheep Of The Pig Family ]
[ She Actually Loved Pork ]
[ So She Ended Up Drinking Beer With Her Mashed Potatoes ]
[ Can The Word ( FOOTBALL ) Ever Come Down With Athletes
Feet? ]
[ Can The Game Of ( SOCKHER ) Ever Be Brought Up On Domestic
Abuse Charges? ]
[ Can It Be Played Without Shoes? ]
[ Could The Game Of ( BASKETBALL ) Ever Be Played On The
Handlebars Of A Little Girls Bike? ]
[ It Did Not Make Sense That The Year 2020 Turned Out So
Bad ]
[ 2019 Said It Would Have Such Good Vision ]
[ The Truth About The Big Bad Wolf Was That He Always Had
His Half-Brother Doing The Blowing Parts, Because He Had A
Bad Case Of C.O.P.D. ]
[ & Because He Wasn’t Gay ]
[ Kermit The Frog Never Dated Miss Piggy ]
[ He Was A Vegan ]
[ He Would Never Eat Meat ]
[ So She Would Only Hang Out With Big Bird ]
[ Did You Ever See The Size Of His Feet? ]
[ He WAS Anatomically True To Size ]
[ The Lady In The Old Shoe Had Horrendous Breath & Ran A
Sweatshop Out Of The Back Of The Heel ]
[ When The Quarterback Yells ( HIKE ) Where Do They Go? ]
[ Or Maybe It Is Just A Suggestion ]
[ How Come The Number 13 Is The Lucky Number & 7 Is Just
Purple? ]
[ That Is A Weird Word ]
[ Has Four Letters & Ends Just Like It Started, Drinking Tea ]
[ Does It Really Matter If The Balls Are Blue Or Brown? ]
[ It Does If You Are A Man ]
[ Ask Me In Two Days ]
[ Are Burritos Cold? ]
[ Do They Shiver? ]
[ It Sounds Like They Do @ The Start ]
[ Those Are All Good Answers ]
[ But The Answers Are Predominantly ( C ) ]
[ If Someone Is Offended Does That Mean They Liked The Start? ]
[ Or Is That When The ( END ) Fell ( OFF )? ]
[ If Someone Gave You ( $50 ) & Asked You To Give Half
Of It To STAN, Than Asked You To Give Half Of That To
STEPHEN, Than Asked You To Give Half Of That To BILL,
How Much Time Have You Saved By Drinking A Soda
Using Your Left Hand? ]
[ Since Water Is Clear Do You Really Know That It
Is There? ]
[ How Come The Word ( OPEN ) Is Not Irish? ]
[ Can You Count To 100 By Skipping All Of The Vowels? ]
[ Strawberry Lemonade Is Just Another Code Word
If You Want To Order Coffee In A Sit Down Restaurant ]
[ If You Don’t Believe Me, Try It The Next Time You Go To A 7-11 ]
[ If I Had Written ( THE END ) @ The Start Of This Pudding, Would
You Have Looked @ The Bottom For The Middle?
[ Have You Ever Dissected The Word Pillow? ]
[ Yeah, Me Neither ]
[ Why Would I, When You Wouldn’t, After I Said To Go Ahead
Because It’s Free To Hiccup Twice When The Refrigerator Door
Combination Was Changed Two Oranges Ago ]
[ Makes No Cents ]
[ So It Would Never Add Up To A Phone Call ]
[ Okay? ]
[ Good To Know Or Yes ]
~ The End ~
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