[ Is Today, Tomorrow’s Yesterday? Or Is Tomorrow Today’s Next Day? ]
[ That Means You Make Yesterday, Tomorrow’s Two Days Ago ]
[ But That Can Get Confusing When You Think That Makes Saturday, Today’s Two Days From Now ]
[ But If Today Was Tomorrow, Saturday Would Be Friday’s Tomorrow ]
[ Making Yesterday Three Days Yesterday ]
[ Or Saturday Could Be Yesterday’s Three Days From Then ]
[ But Then That Sounds Past Tense ]
[ If You Pass Tents, Does That Mean You Would Be
@ A Boy Scouts Retreat Or @ A Campground ]
[ If I Was @ A Campground I Would Not Have A Tent Because I Would Have Left It @ Home ]
[ If I Was @ A Boy Scout Trip I Would Be Asked To Leave For Three Reasons ]
[ The First Is Because I Was never A Boyscout, Or
Even A Girls Scout ]
[ I Do Think That I Would Look Good In A Skirt,
Though ]
[ But I Don’t Think I Would Like The Colors ]
[ Do Those Colors Really Go Together? ]
[ What Do I Know, ALL Colors Go Together ]
[ I Just Know That You Don’t Mix Solid Colors With Plaids ]
[ Where I Grew Up There Were Stores That Were
Similar & More Deciduous To 7-11 Stores ]
[ They Were Called PLAID PANTRY’s ]
[ I Have Been In There & There Is Not 1 Damn Thing
That Is Plaid ]
[ If Those Stores Are Pantry’s, Whose Are They? ]
[ There Is No Sense To It. Talk About False
Inanimate Advertising! ]
[ & There Are No Numbers In The Aisles Or Signs
Telling You What Is In The Parking Lots ]
[ 7-11 Has Slurpees, So Plaid Pantry’s Have Peanut
Butter Cups, Beer, Bean Dip, Motor Oil & Queen
Size Sheets ]
[ I Can’t Go Into Any Of Those Now, Because. Oh
Ya, About The Boy Scouts Camp [
[ I Wonder If It Is Going To Rain Today? ]
[ Now I’m Back To This Today Thing ]
[ Hang On, The Phone Is Ringing ]
[ False Alarm There Was No One @ The Door ]
[ I Was So Distracted Opening The Door
Because The Damn Phone Was Ringing ]
[ Okay, Where Was I? ]
[ Have A Nice Yesterday ]
[ Does Anyone Really Know What The Words Down
Below Mean? ]
[ I Don’t Either, I Was Hoping That Someone Could
Tell Me, Since I Don’t Know German ]
[ Have A Nice Yesterday ]
[ Did I Already Say That Tomorrow? ]
~ The End ~
[ Mahalo ]
[ A hui hou aku ]
[ Aloha ]
[ Na ]
[ Lopaka DeVoe ]